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Life is what you make it. — Grandma Moses

Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family. — Heidi W. Durrow

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

Grandma said that a skillet's good for three things: frying chicken, baking corn bread, and going upside an obstinate man's head. — Lisa Shearin

To resist the urge to kick my grandma I grabbed a roll, ripped it in half, and proceeded to slather it with butter. — Micalea Smeltzer

Almost everybody I know has died," Grandma said. "Bunch of wimps. — Janet Evanovich

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning. — Carroll Bryant

I started writing letters home to my mother, saying that I wanted to come home, grandma won't let me sing. — Mavis Staples

The one thing I could do with my eyes closed is my Grandma's schnecken. — Tom Douglas

Grandma Ponder said, Show me a man wears a diamond ring, and I'll show you a wife beater. — Eudora Welty

Grandma always has an opinion, especially about other people. — Renata Suerth

A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside. — John Wright

Grandma Vera said something I've treasured since: "If you read something often enough, no one can take it away from you." How — Terry L. Paulson

I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma. — Edmund Kemper

Grandma once told me it's easy to overthink love, to dissect it and question it until it is no more. — Ellen Hopkins

a Sicilian grandma is a formidable opponent — Traci Andrighetti

As grandma said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all — A. J. Jacobs

If I let her in I'm doomed. It's like inviting a vampire into your house. Once you've invite them in, that's it, you're good as dead! — Janet Evanovich

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx

I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters. — Jacki Weaver

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

What's on your bucket list?" I asked. "I got six things so far," Grandma said. "First off, I want new breasts. These ones I got are a mess. — Janet Evanovich

Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film. — Kel Mitchell

I'm going to be the scariest grandma in the world. — Laini Taylor

I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little). — Jarod Kintz

I'll say she's brave," Grandma chimes in. "She's going to England day after tomorrow to hump some guy she barely knows. — Meg Cabot

Saved by the grandma"
Ranger — Janet Evanovich

what is is, as Grandma Win used to say, and what can't be cured must be endured, and laugh and the world laughs with you but cry and you cry alone. — Margaret Atwood

My grandma has said many of the things her character says. But she was much nicer! I made her meaner for dramatic purposes. — Nicole Holofcener

Grandma, how old is she?"
"Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck. — Richard Peck