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I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning.
— Amanda Hocking
Humor is the mask of wisdom.
— Friedrich Durrenmatt
Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation.
— David Z. Hirsch
In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many!
— Ken Kesey
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.
— Rick Riordan
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey
— Amunhotep El Bey
Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom
— Abhysheq Shukla
We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone.
— John C. Maxwell
Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story.
— Don Roff
Not everything's funny, Mother.""No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
I used to see dolphins as cute, Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes
If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny
— Benny Bellamacina
I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom.
— Julia Louis-Dreyfus
What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more.
— Doug Stanhope
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
— Stephen Hawking
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being.
— Steven Saylor
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
