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The best thought any writer ever come up with is of having a world with Dragons. — Viraj J. Mahajan

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. — Oscar Wilde

I enjoy cooking with wine, sometimes I even put it in the food I'm cooking. — Julia Child

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams

The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Southern Californians freak out when it rains, yet when there's an earthquake they're like 'pass the salt. — Gregor Collins

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

There is no limit to what this law can do for you; dare to believe in your own ideal; think of the ideal as an already accomplished fact. — Charles F. Haanel

I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. — Rose Kennedy

It's so important to create in your own voice, to hold onto what makes you unique, and have faith in your vision. — John Lasseter

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine, something brussel sprouts never do. — P. J. O'Rourke

Love is like wine, drink it as you rhyme. — Santosh Kalwar

They'd laughed when he flunked out of West Point. They'd laughed — Rick Riordan

It's not really wine," he said. "It's Diet Coke. And if anyone ever serves you brown wine with a foamy head, send it back. — Jennifer Echols

Cooking without wine is like sex alone. You may get the job done, but you don't really care once it's over. — Andrew Grey

Sexual intercourse was to be looked on as a slightly disgusting minor operation, like having an enema. — George Orwell

One does not buy someone a cat and it mean nothing. — Dominique Eastwick

I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She locked me in the cellar. — Rodney Dangerfield

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it. — Gene Perret

The Lord turned water into wine. All I'm suggesting is a trip to the grocery store. — Jodi Picoult

When it came to writing about wine, I did what almost everybody does - faked it — Art Buchwald

A truly great magazine cover surprises, even shocks, and connects in a nano-second. — George Lois

Determination determines quality of life — Rajesh Walecha

Writers cannot choose their own mood: with them it is not always hide-tide, nor
thank Heaven!
always Storm. — Charlotte Bronte

When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ... — Hiroko Sakai

Jesus is magic, because he turned water into wine. I think he made the statue of liberty disappear in the 80s or something. — Sarah Silverman

I used to drink wine. This girl asked me, "Doesn't wine give you a headache?" "Yeah, eventually, but the first and the middle part are amazing!" — Mitch Hedberg

Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree. — Lois Greiman

I feast on wine and bread, and feasts they are. — Michelangelo

Shaga: How would you like to die, little man?
Tyrion: In my bed, at the age of eighty with a belly full of wine and a woman's mouth around my cock. — George R R Martin

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. — Santosh Kalwar