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All these pricks gathering around her body, trying to reach and pierce her rose. — Anthony Liccione

To some of us, hunger was more academic than real, but we must try to develop the ability to feel the urgency of such a situation. — Eleanor Roosevelt

I'm annoying to be around because I keep twitching. — Sam Taylor-Johnson

An open foe may prove a curse, but a pretended friend is worse. — John Gay

The guitar is an orchestra in itself. — Ludwig Van Beethoven

Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana. — TheFlamingPopsicle

Every day is a blank canvas to use our free will to create something beautiful for our Creator. — Alisa Hope Wagner

To tell a story is to take power over it. — Mark Doty

I'm rarely rude except accidentally, and that doesn't really count... — Laura L. Sullivan

So all my friends have kids now ... which I think is rude. — David Cross

And truth is malleable, something to be bent or stretched or made to disappear, but direct lies always find the path back to the one who tells them. — Karen Abbott

Poetry and novels are lists of our devotions. We love the feel of making the marks as the feelings are rising and falling. — Eileen Myles

I like it because it is so funny and harry is so rude and but sometime he ca be nice to people. — Suzy Kline

You know how that feels? — Gary D. Schmidt

My whole world started to tilt. I could feel it, sliding ever so slightly off center. — Leslie Deaton

Love cannot be seeded into someone. It is a fire that is difficult to kindle but once it takes on, it is equally difficult to extinguish. — Mirza Asadullah Khan Ghalib

Nothing mattered except states of mind, chiefly our own. — John Maynard Keynes

I can see why they named that ballet the Nutcracker. It's gotta hurt having 'em crushed in something that tight. — Mark A. Cooper

My pain threshold is quite high when it comes to vanity. — Trinny Woodall

It's rude to stare, but the great thing about staring at a sedated person is that they don't know you're doing it. — Maggie Stiefvater

Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go "omg, omg, wtf, zzz"? Is that rude? — Robin Williams

Ela did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. — Mark A. Cooper

An obscenely long, coarse kermit cock is being dragged across my anguished face. — Andrew Hussie

Eagles, buffalos and deserts vast,
it's no good living in the fucking past. — Mark Jackman

A foolish rabbit is endeared by a foxes' smile. — Matshona Dhliwayo