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What fills us is real, sweet, dopey, funny life. — Anne Lamott

Emma, okay, enough with the singing. Mommy's getting a three-pill headache. — Jeff Abbott

Your best cards are the ones you haven't played yet — Unknown

As he got older, Billy suspected, he would, Dicaprio-like, simply become like an increasingly wizened child. — China Mieville

In real life, couples bond and war over a million different things. The causes of divorce are like beautiful, unique snowflakes. — Howard Mittelmark

You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are. — Marisa De Los Santos

Be honest with yourself; set the alarm for the time the Real You will get up, not the Ambitious You, because the Ambitious You doesn't really exist. — Laurie Notaro

I'm always happy. Anybody that knows me knows that I'm a very happy person. — Stacy Keibler

When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them. — Jake M. Johnson

How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life? — Natasha Leggero

I love to stalk. I love to stalk you real, real good. I took your name home after our date and we had the best Google session of my life. — Anyta Sunday

I'm not funny. People assume that because my books are funny, I'll be funny in real life. It's the inevitable disappointment of meeting me. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Innocence was a blade of glory, yet it could blind on both sides. — Steven Erikson

My years in the shadows have taught me many things. Who carries the most money, who won't notice you, and what liars look like — Victoria Aveyard

Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched. — Carl Hiaasen

Your scars, your flaws, your fears, your pain - they're mine too. — Siobhan Davis

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen. — Richelle Mead

You're fired," he groaned as he buried his face in my hair. "So fucking fired. — Vi Keeland

To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you. — Ted Danson

It's not surprising that you wouldn't see that side of me on television, but in real life I find the world to be quite a funny place. — Gwen Ifill

So often, I read scripts and am like, 'This would never happen in real life. It's not trying to be funny. It's trying to be serious.' — Shailene Woodley

I'm really not that funny in real life! But I am the best audience one could find. I love to laugh. — Carol Burnett

For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked. — Darynda Jones

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'. — Aaron McGruder

I find anger to be funny. I find people that are so wrapped up in their own personalities to be funny, and lost. Like myself in real life. — Zach Galifianakis

I made the choice long ago to write about real life. And life is both serious and funny. — Paula Danziger

Sailing is just the bottom line, like adding up the score in bridge. My real interest is in the tremendous game of life. — Dennis Conner

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. — Ben Barnes

Leave no room for fear and excuses. Be strong in spirit and possess unwavering convictions. Choose to be an optimist and commit to succeed. — Archibald Marwizi

I don't consider myself, you know, in real life one of those funny guys. My comedy comes through my work, — Eugene Levy