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I wanted to get really fit. I wanted to lose some weight. So I've been doing Pilates and yoga, trying to lean out my body so I won't be bulky.
— Serena Williams
Give people not only your care, but also your heart.
— Mother Teresa
Until the men of action clear out the talkers we who have social consciences are at the mercy of those who have none.
— George Bernard Shaw
I don't like nice people. I like tough, honest people.
— Woody Hayes
Even though we sometimes would not get a thing, we were happy with the joy the day would bring.
— Stevie Wonder
David ran through concrete advantages. And then set aside the practical. The pragmatist was gone, replaced by the poet and mystic.
— Geraldine Brooks
A coward can be a hero, but a hero cannot be a coward.
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
I always enjoyed doing transgender songs.
— Patti Smith
Look at these clowns ... -Hand picked monkeys.
What's wrong with this scene?
-Everything. — Jose N. Harris
There is no need to fear. We are all in God's hands.
— James Clavell
Except for food and medical supplies, the United States imposed a total embargo on Cuba on October 19, 1960.
— Hank Bracker
My balls feel like a pair of maracas.
— Frank Zappa