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So I went to bed, full, happy, and caring nothing for all the hurt of all the englished Welshmen that ever festered upon a proud land — Richard Llewellyn

The English have a miraculous power of turning wine into water. — Oscar Wilde

It bears emphasizing: our traditional ways of thinking have ignored - and virtually made invisible - the relationship between people and technology. — Kim J. Vicente

You don't achieve success, you attract success. — Farshad Asl

When I went to London, they told me I spoke with a funny accent - English with a Chinese accent. — Jean-Georges Vongerichten

The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English. — Frankie Boyle

You mustn't let men drive you to mangling the English language, no matter how sweet they are. — Marisa De Los Santos

[ ... ] and I switched to English literature, where so many frustrated poets end as pipe-smoking teachers in tweeds. — Vladimir Nabokov

In retrospect, I think it's a plus, because now we've been able to go back and spend extra time on each of those episodes and make them better. — David E. Kelley

It's funny how a film about a murderous old English toff can help you. — Jim Broadbent

I want to be with YOU!"
Bex to Tea — Jamie Scallion

How easily we all vanish from the face of the earth. One moment, we live. The next, we are erased. — Kate Wrath

First mover Advantage doesn't go to the company that starts up, it goes to the company that scales up — Reid Hoffman

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English. — David Cross

Me neither," Shane put in. "Homie don't play that."
"I wonder, sometimes, if your generation speaks English at all," Amelie said. — Rachel Caine

We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself. — Robin Williams

Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts. — Seth Grahame-Smith

I hope God speaks English. If I get up to heaven and have to point at a menu, I'm gonna be pissed. — Daniel Tosh

Doing nothing accomplishes nothing, gains nothing, changes nothing, and wins nothing. You have to make a move. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I suppose if I were younger, I would be investing in Africa. — Julian Robertson

Men are better than this theology. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Make your next move your best move. — K'wan

Fine's a funny word, don't you think? I don't think there's another like it in the English language that says so much while actually saying so little. — Emma Chase

I was not born with English in my pocket. — Santosh Kalwar

If a playwright is funny, the English look for a serious message, and if he's serious, they look for a joke. — Sacha Guitry

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. — George Mikes

I beg your pardon; I am drunk without a drink. English wine & words are vulnerable to every man. — Santosh Kalwar

I have an all-Japanese design team, and none of them speak English. So it's often funny and surprising how my ideas end up lost in translation. — Pharrell Williams

Everything in English sounded funny. — Richard House

Richard Burton had a tremendous passion for the English language, especially the spoken and written word — Frank Bough

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English. — Margaret Cho

I know you don't love me. But I'm going to fight for your love. There are some things in life that are worth fighting for the end. You are worth it. — Paulo Coelho

John Locke invented common sense, and only Englishmen have had it ever since! — Bertrand Russell

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

To take one step forward is the way to the finishing line, it doesn't matter how long it takes as long you'll get there eventually. — Euginia Herlihy

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

A woman who is praying and a woman who is having fun, they both say " Oh My God", the only difference is how they pronounce it. — M.F. Moonzajer

Love is simple, if you allow it to be simple. Julian to Hannah, Take A Chance — Alison Wong