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Best Funny Dating Quotes By Zack Love: Check my riddle, and I'll let you play

Check my riddle, and I'll let you play my fiddle. — Zack Love

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Danika Stone: Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance

Hormones, it seemed, we're making a much-delayed appearance in her life.

Liv was horrified. — Danika Stone

Best Funny Dating Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing

It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Sophia Dembling: Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call

Ah, yes, the mix tape. The mating call of the introvert. — Sophia Dembling

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Augusten Burroughs: I realized I'd only seen him at night

I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend. — Augusten Burroughs

Best Funny Dating Quotes By N.R. Walker: When I opened the door, Andrew was standing

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Russell Beland: Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man". — Russell Beland

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Hazel Cartwright: Tip#27Kiss a girl if you're a female,If you're

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Lisa Daily: I'd like to say I'm not dressed up

I'd like to say I'm not dressed up for anyone in particular, but that would be a lie. — Lisa Daily

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Kelly Link: Becka was almost good looking enough to be

Becka was almost good looking enough to be on a reality dating show, but not funny looking or sad enough to be on one of the makeover shows. — Kelly Link

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't

Nice guys finish last but bad guys don't finish at all. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Lucy Liu: Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend. — Lucy Liu

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Lauren Kate: I try to hook you up every day.

I try to hook you up every day. What's the point of calendars without dates? — Lauren Kate

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Helen Fielding: It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go

It's all chop-change chop-change with you. Either go out with me and treat me nicely, or leave me alone. As I say, I am not interested in fuckwittage. — Helen Fielding

Best Funny Dating Quotes By Anne Robinson: I am dating, but it is hard to

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding. — Anne Robinson