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Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Lou Schuler: Protein is to diets what black is to

Protein is to diets what black is to fashion: it makes everyone thinner. — Lou Schuler

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Some friends of mine got me a sweater

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Janet Evanovich: I have people trying to kill me. A

I have people trying to kill me. A giraffe is low on my list of disturbances. — Janet Evanovich

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Kiera Cass: We'd be a wonderful us.

We'd be a wonderful us. — Kiera Cass

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Lailah Gifty Akita: There are enough blessings for everyone. You need

There are enough blessings for everyone. You need to reach out for yours. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Max Lucado: If you have a pulse, you're going to

If you have a pulse, you're going to have pain. — Max Lucado

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By John Newton: Christ has taken our nature into Heaven to

Christ has taken our nature into Heaven to represent us; and has left us on earth, with His nature, to represent Him. — John Newton

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Trudy Wallis: He would take a cactus home if Jane

He would take a cactus home if Jane recommended it as toilet paper. Soon — Trudy Wallis

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Annie Brewer: Noah: You're better than Rachel. You're better than

Noah: You're better than Rachel. You're better than all three put together. ;) — Annie Brewer

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Carolyn Mackler: It freaks me out to stare at myself,

It freaks me out to stare at myself, especially my eyes, and know all those things I've been thinking inside — Carolyn Mackler

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Paulo Coelho: The lack of attention to the smallest details

The lack of attention to the smallest details can completely destroy a man's life — Paulo Coelho

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By John Legend: I feel like my job is to make

I feel like my job is to make impact, spread love, tell great stories, inspire people, that's what I am going to do. — John Legend

Best Friends Birthday Funny Quotes By Edward Ruscha: Most artists are doing basically the same thing

Most artists are doing basically the same thing - staying off the streets. — Edward Ruscha