Best Frankie Boyle Quotes
Collection of top 30 famous quotes about Best Frankie Boyle
Best Frankie Boyle Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Best Frankie Boyle quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
Don't you think its quite weird for Prince Harry, getting really stoned and seeing your grans face appearing on your money.
— Frankie Boyle
The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
— Frankie Boyle
As the plane lands in Glasgow airport, passengers are reminded to set their watch back, 25 years.
— Frankie Boyle
Barack Obama will appeal to both black and white voters in America. White voters who'll think he's Tiger Woods.
— Frankie Boyle
I can't help thinking the failed New York bomber would've done far more damage if he'd simply driven throught Times Square in a Toyota.
— Frankie Boyle
I think that should be the anti - speeding advert it should be footage of Richard Hammond trying to remember his own wedding day.
— Frankie Boyle
Bisexuals are really attracted to senior Lib Dems - as they are both a man and a great big pussy.
— Frankie Boyle
Two negatives make a positive but only in Scotland do two positives make a negative: aye right.
— Frankie Boyle
When I heard Cristiano Ronaldo was pictured holding a manbag, I was surprised it was a gucci bag and not another guy's sack.
— Frankie Boyle
When I went to school, sex education was mainly muttered warnings about the janitor.
— Frankie Boyle
Stephen Hawking: Brainier than Kurt Cobain's garage wall.
— Frankie Boyle
It turns out your not dyslexic, your just really really stupid.
— Frankie Boyle
Jordan ran the London marathon to help raise money for the blind. After jogging that far with her body, I'm surprised she hasn't joined them!
— Frankie Boyle
I want to trace my father, could you suggest a good marker pen?
— Frankie Boyle
Let me ask you a question. How long is too long to text someone back? My wife still thinks I died in 9/11.
— Frankie Boyle
Recent surveys show 3 out of 10 men have a problem with premature ejaculation. The rest just didn't really think it was a problem!
— Frankie Boyle
Victoria Beckham looks like she has a dump once every four years. That's probably how David knows that there's a World Cup coming up.
— Frankie Boyle
In the event of a cabin failure, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling, and untangling them will annoy you before you die.
— Frankie Boyle
Do you think George Bush actually knows who Gordon Brown is? He probably just thinks Tony Blair's put on weight and had a mild stroke.
— Frankie Boyle
If Harry Potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eyesight and get laid. A teenage lad shouldnt need a broomstick to cling onto.
— Frankie Boyle
The thing I don't get about paedophilia ... Why the hell do kids find old men in dirty raincoats so sexy?
— Frankie Boyle
I don't know how long i could be a vet before i got bored and started shagging stuff.
— Frankie Boyle
Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
— Frankie Boyle
