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King of kings, that must be Elvis.
— Frank Zappa
There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
— Frank Zappa
The difference between religions and cults is determined by how much real estate is owned.
— Frank Zappa
To me absurdity is the only reality
— Frank Zappa
Is this something new, having people stomp on you? Is it what I need to do for your pleasure?
— Frank Zappa
The ONLY thing that seems to band all nations together, is that their governments are universally bad ...
— Frank Zappa
I have four children, and I want them to grow up in a country that has a working First Amendment.
— Frank Zappa
The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.
— Frank Zappa
She use to knock me out until her face broke out.
— Frank Zappa
I'm the best you can get. Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out from your TV set!
— Frank Zappa
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
— Frank Zappa
Music is the best.
— Frank Zappa
Modern music is people who can't think signing artists who can't write songs to make records for people who can't hear.
— Frank Zappa
I want a girl that can swallow my pride.
— Frank Zappa
There are three things that smell of fish. One of them is fish. The other two are growing on you!
— Frank Zappa
Without deviation progress is not possible.
— Frank Zappa
Don't do speed, speed turns you in to your parents.
— Frank Zappa
Producing satire is kind of hopeless because of the literacy rate of the American public.
— Frank Zappa
Jazz is the music of unemployment.
— Frank Zappa
On the Planet of Baritone women, they talk low.
— Frank Zappa
You know, people are basically shitty. It's when they prove it over and over again that it gets obnoxious.
— Frank Zappa
Hey ugly folks, go get some cyanide and die.
— Frank Zappa
Well Mike, I'm abnormal.
— Frank Zappa