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If I could just spend all my time drawing made up medieval buildings that would be great. — Maia Kobabe

A female feline named Katta
Is getting fatta and fatta
But she's pretty and purry
And funny and furry
So what does an ounce or two matta? — Lilian Jackson Braun

If a woman cannot make her mistakes charming, she is only a female. — Oscar Wilde

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

We do not need guns and bombs to bring peace, we need love and compassion. — Mother Teresa

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it. — George Eliot

I need exercise and solitude. This time of confinement has threatened my sanity! — Larry Niven

Cale! Have you had a female in here?"

Calic laughed carelessly. "Depends on when you're referring to. — Kiersten Fay

Heart's wave could not curl and break beautifully into the foam of spirit, unless the ageless silent rock of destiny stood in its path. — Holderlin

Are you a female dog?"
"What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison

A man's plumbing is like his mind: simple, very few surprises. You ladies, on the other hand ... well, God put a lot of thought in making you. — Khaled Hosseini

Love isn't about when you first meet. It's about the many, many years you spend together, when you're trying to keep that flame burning. — Kazuo Ishiguro

I shook my head back and forth as though I was a human etch-a-sketch, erasing the memory. — Nicole Gulla

What ever we do in daily basis is the indication of our future. — Euginia Herlihy

Tell me, Lothaire, I want to know. Convince me why I should love you."
"Because any other female would! — Kresley Cole

For someone who wrote a novel with a superhero named "Dark Lightning," you wouldn't think a thunderstorm would make me so nervous. — J.M. Richards

Oh, God, if that's where this woman had gotten her Sophie Mercer gossip, I was surprised she'd greeted me with a handshake instead of an exorcism. — Rachel Hawkins

Great minds think alike-especially when they are female. — Christina Dodd

The ripple of today's lie is tomorrow's wave and next year's flood. — Max Lucado

I'm sick of the media making female sports athletes into supermodels, when they're clearly sixes at best. — Daniel Tosh

He is like a female llama surprised in her bath. — Winston Churchill

Effective communication is a key factor in the success of your product. — Jesse James Garrett

And you poor creatures
who conjured you out of the clay? Is God in show business, too? — John Boorman

Success is remaining faithful to the process God has laid out for you. — Andy Stanley

Women who seek advice from single women about getting a man is like asking a homeless man how to be rich. — Habeeb Akande

I think unintentionally I gravitate towards concepts and topics that hit home or are something real we can all relate to. — Seth Gordon

Tip#27

Kiss a girl if you're a female,

If you're a single male kiss a Guy

(Idea)
It's fun to offend society ~ — Hazel Cartwright

The manlier you are, the harder it is to understand what a woman wants: there is not a hint of female brain in you. — Criss Jami

And my piece of advice is ... don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. — Simone Elkeles