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Never has my flabber been so completely gasted. — David Feherty

I don't suffer from a mental illness, I live with it. — David Feherty

Computer science is one of the worst things that ever happened to either computers or to science. — Neil Gershenfeld

I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more than I like you. — David Feherty

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago. — David Feherty

Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face. — David Feherty

I don't think of the ashram world as being any more spiritual than the corporate world. — Karan Bajaj

If god wanted people to believe in him, why'd he invent logic then? — David Feherty

I was swinging like a toilet door on a prawn trawler. — David Feherty

Worst haircut I've ever seen in my life. And I've had a few bad
ones. It looks like he (John Daly) has a divot over each ear. — David Feherty

The sweets we wish for, turn to loathed sours,
Even in the moment that we call them ours. — William Shakespeare

I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture that came with the wallet he bought. — Rodney Dangerfield

The idea of death, the fear of it, haunts the human animal like nothing else. — Ernest Becker

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. — David Feherty

I actually like how doctors talk. I like the sound of science. I like how words you don't understand explain things you can't understand. — R.J. Palacio

It was hell to go through what I went through. I didn't know I had so many friends. Many people gave a damn about my situation. They helped cure me. — Bela Lugosi

I always wanted to be Robin Hood or John the Baptist when I was growing up. — Bear Grylls

That's the trouble with Nick. The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet. — David Feherty

Most of our imports come from other countries — George W. Bush

The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration. — David Feherty

Win and you are the superior being in all the universe; lose, and may the fleas of a million rodents, infect your every orifice. — David Feherty

Looks fade, don't get too attached. — Ashton Kutcher

Blessed is anyone who knows who he or she really is and builds a place to live there. — Rumi

I will not let him see until none of us have any choices about what can be seen, what can be avoided, what is blind, and what will turn us to stone. — Jesmyn Ward

It's hard to tell who's going to win this week, but it probably won't be a big, fat guy. — David Feherty

And my piece of advice is ... don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours. — Simone Elkeles

The person who loves their dream of community will destroy community, but the person who loves those around them will create community. — Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Hurling looks a bit like a cross between lacrosse and second degree murder. — David Feherty

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife. — David Feherty