Best Fart Quotes
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Best Fart Quotes & Sayings
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It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart!
— Dorothy Garlock
A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a fart. Take cover!
— Jessica Zafra
After all, a silent fart has a smell that really sticks!
— W.W. Wright
The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
— Jessica Simpson
Well, don't fart or you'll scare the deer," he continued seriously. "They have very sensitive noses and ears.
— Jack Gantos
Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation.
— Kevin Hearne
Love is the fartOf every heart
It pains the man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose. — John Suckling
![Best Fart Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: [the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/best-fart-quotes-by-adrienne-wilder-151503.jpg "Best Fart Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: [the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that")
[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover.
— Adrienne Wilder
Ooh, bet that went over like a fart in church.
— Gayla Drummond
Left to my own devices, I'm content to wake myself with a fart.
— Nicole Krauss
I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
— Jason Bateman
It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow.
— Ferrol Sams
That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny.
— Faye Kellerman
a child's disquiet is as potent as a damp fart.
— Michel Faber
I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women.
— James Joyce
Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you'll still fart.
— Martyn V. Halm
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
— Jenny McCarthy
The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements
— Himmilicious
ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator.
— Greg Gutfeld
And so Deb is the only person in the world who gives a rusty possum fart whether I live or die.
— Jeff Lindsay
![Best Fart Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow: [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made](https://www.wisefamousquotes.com/images/best-fart-quotes-by-gwyneth-paltrow-136845.jpg "Best Fart Quotes By Gwyneth Paltrow: [When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made")
[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness.
— Gwyneth Paltrow
Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?
— Janet Evanovich
I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class.
— Demetri Martin
Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
