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It's so Quite around here, I'm sure I heard a Bird Fart! — Dorothy Garlock

A celebrity farts, and everyone endures, but the unpopular will be thrased to death. — Michael Bassey Johnson

If you're on a plane and the person in front of you starts slowly tilting to one side, it means he's letting out a fart. Take cover! — Jessica Zafra

After all, a silent fart has a smell that really sticks! — W.W. Wright

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! — Jessica Simpson

Well, don't fart or you'll scare the deer," he continued seriously. "They have very sensitive noses and ears. — Jack Gantos

Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation. — Kevin Hearne

Love is the fart
Of every heart
It pains the man when 'tis kept close,
And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose. — John Suckling

[the car] backfired a lot. Loud enough that when I drove in the wrong part of town and it let loose with a gas fart, people actually ducked for cover. — Adrienne Wilder

Ooh, bet that went over like a fart in church. — Gayla Drummond

Left to my own devices, I'm content to wake myself with a fart. — Nicole Krauss

I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since Im half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart. — Jason Bateman

It didn't amount to a fart in a windstorm, nohow. — Ferrol Sams

That is a fart without wind ... in reference to when you can't back up what you say. very funny. — Faye Kellerman

a child's disquiet is as potent as a damp fart. — Michel Faber

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. — Robin Williams

I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. — James Joyce

Life without risks is like a burrito without Tabasco. Bland, but you'll still fart. — Martyn V. Halm

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away. — Jenny McCarthy

The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements — Himmilicious

ObamaCare is to health care as a fart is to an elevator. — Greg Gutfeld

And so Deb is the only person in the world who gives a rusty possum fart whether I live or die. — Jeff Lindsay

[When] you're dying laughing because your three-year-old made a fart joke, it doesn't matter what else is going on. That's real happiness. — Gwyneth Paltrow

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

I don't usually fly in first class, but I fart in first class. — Demetri Martin

Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Way gay," I reassured him. "Like, super gay. I fart and rainbows come out." Oh, crap. — T.J. Klune

Any man can fart in a closed room and say that he commands the wind — Scott Lynch

The only thing that bothers me is if I'm in a restaurant and I'm eating and someone says, 'Hey, mind if I smoke?' I always say, 'No. Mind if I fart? — Steve Martin

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper