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Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By George Carlin: Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. — George Carlin

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By Mary Norris: The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't

The seven words George Carlin said you couldn't say on TV or radio ("fuck," "piss," "shit," "cunt," "motherfucker," "cocksucker," and "tits"). — Mary Norris

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By George Carlin: Don't give your money to the church. They

Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you. — George Carlin

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By Drew Carey: I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I

I just liked stand-up comedy so much. I used to memorize Bill Cosby albums and other people's albums, George Carlin, Flip Wilson. — Drew Carey

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By Brian Van Holt: I'm a big fan of George Carlin's.

I'm a big fan of George Carlin's. — Brian Van Holt

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By Stephen Colbert: I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I

I loved George Carlin and Dean Martin. I was one of those kids who had every comedy album. — Stephen Colbert

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By Steven Wright: I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his

I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things. — Steven Wright

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By Denis Leary: George Carlin was great right up to the

George Carlin was great right up to the end of his life. But Richard Pryor was probably the best, most gifted stand-up comedian who will ever live. — Denis Leary

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By George Carlin: He - and if there is a God,

He - and if there is a God, I am convinced he is a he, because no woman could or would ever fuck things up this badly. — George Carlin

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By Steve Buscemi: I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and

I did stand-up. I loved George Carlin and Steve Martin. — Steve Buscemi

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By George Carlin: The IQ and the life expectancy of the

The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions. — George Carlin

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By George Carlin: There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad

There are no bad words. Bad thoughts. Bad intentions, and wooooords. — George Carlin

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By Kevin Smith: And George Carlin was a guy that the

And George Carlin was a guy that the more he aged the younger he seemed. — Kevin Smith

Best Ever George Carlin Quotes By George Carlin: I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art

I'm a high-tech low-life. A cutting edge, state-of-the-art bi-coastal multi-tasker and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! — George Carlin