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I've never drunk coffee. I'm convinced it has something to do with why my skin is good. I have either mint, green or black tea. — Saffron Aldridge

Art moves them and they don't know what they've been moved by and they get quite drunk on it. — J.R.R. Tolkien

Listening to radio was like group meditation or a moment of silence in church. You can't get the same effect with TV unless you're very drunk. — Jackson Beck

Peace was declared, but not all of us were drunk with joy or stricken blind. — George Grosz

He was seething, drunk on his own magnificence — Lara Adrian

No, I love you. Not like a sister loves a brother or like a friend loves a friend. I love you like a really drunk guy loves the best girl ever — John Green

I'm a little drunk on you, and high on summertime. — Luke Bryan

He smiled. The ability to drink and not grow drunk - an advantage of pewter that nobody had told him about. There had to be a way to use such a skill. — Brandon Sanderson

I had a hollow leg. I could drink everyone under the table and not get drunk. My capacity was terrifying. — Elizabeth Taylor

Whoever was responsible for naming the fae races should really have put more thought into making them pronounceable when drunk. — Seanan McGuire

I'd give all the champagne I've ever drunk to be playing alongside him in a big European match at Old Trafford. — George Best

I like best the wine drunk at the cost of others. — Diogenes

Whenever I have talked to anyone at too great length, I am like a man who has drunk too much, and ashamed, doesn't know where to put himself. — Jules Renard

I ain't drunk," Wayne said, sniffling. "I'm investigatin' alternative states of sobriety. — Brandon Sanderson

People got out of the way for Cam. He was like a hot Moses, parting a sea of drunk college students. — J. Lynn

High school sucked. It was a universal truth, and whoever said these were supposed to be the best years of your life was probably drunk or delusional. — Kami Garcia

At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen. — James A. Baldwin

Drunk all the time, feeling fine on elderberry wine. — Elton John

Whether it was about sleeping next to a pile of cow shit or under a bridge overpass next to a homeless drunk-I would sleep anywhere with her. — J.A. Redmerski

How drunk do you need to be for your best friend to rail you? — Santino Hassell

Mummy's coming home late tonight. It'll be just we guys, so we can get drunk and watch porn. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell

When someone is in a car accident and they're driving at 100 mph, drunk, who's tape do you think his listening to at that time? Think about it. — Billie Joe Armstrong

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication. — George Gordon Byron

Zigzag... don't bunch up. Weave like a drunk on New Year's... Got it? — Max Allan Collins

The one thing I never want to do is act drunk or act high. You don't do it from a mental kind of place because then you're just acting. — Eva Mendes

She suggested I buy her a drink. I shouldn't have, but I was quite drunk and she was quite pretty. — S.A. Tawks

If you're not drunk and half naked by this point, you're not paying attention. — Chuck Palahniuk

When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French. — Orson Scott Card

When we remember someone as a drunk, a liar, a bully, we're only creating an excuse for our own poor behavior. — Chuck Palahniuk

Drunken men give some of the best pep talks. — Criss Jami

It is not the wine that makes us drunk, but the one who brings it and fills the glass. — M.F. Moonzajer

The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk. — Dorothy Parker

The best audience is intelligent, well-educated and a little drunk. — Alben W. Barkley

It pays to get drunk with the best people. — Joe E. Lewis

[Ella] "Again, I ask, whose side are you on?"
[Lola] "The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party. — Dakota Cassidy

Being randy is the next best thing to being drunk. — George R R Martin

The best research for playing a drunk is being a British actor for 20 years. — Michael Caine

And honey, everybody eats art and drinks stories. It's the best drunk there is! — Catherynne M Valente

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not to stray too far. — Ashley Greene

RIMMEL: Drunk girls were idiots. — Cambria Hebert

She would have to take this as a lesson for future; she would never get drunk and unknowingly plot world domination with her best friends ever again. — Beth Ashworth

I am as drunk as a lord, but then, I am one, so what does it matter ? — Bertrand Russell

it was the night when people got paid and didn't have to work the next day, and so by tradition went out to get drunk and into fights. Then — Iain M. Banks

Asquith, when drunk, can make a better speech than any of us when sober. — Bonar Law

T-shirt with the slogan Officer, I Swear to Drunk I'm Not God. — Paul Levine

...drunk enough on earth's liquors to relish the prospect of the knife. — Iain Sinclair

If you want to be happy for a short time, get drunk happy for a long time, fall in love; happy forever, take up gardening. — Arthur Smith

That meant that he'd drunk too much too early, and had popped an Alcoterm to burn it off. — Joe Haldeman

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut. — Mark McKinney

I don't think I've actually drunk a beer for 15 years, except a few Guinnesses in Dublin, where it's the law. — Ian Botham

The only person more cynical than a drunk is a reformed drunk. — James Crumley

You feel like heaven," he whispered against my lips as he palmed my breast brazenly. "And you taste like sin. I'm drunk on you, Rachel. — Ginger Voight

Bad girl, drunk by six, kissing someone else's lips. Smoked to many cigarettes today, I'm not happy when I act this way. — Madonna Ciccone

A bottle of wine Still to be drunk, A bundle of thoughts Still to be thunk. — Robert Breault

You talk like a drunk man walks: in every direction but where he be headed. — Terry Goodkind

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened. — George Best

It was more than a kiss ... it was a sentence of unbroken kisses, the hot sweet syllables of lips and tongue making her drunk on sensation. — Lisa Kleypas

Trumpets are a bit more adventurous; they're drunk! Trumpeters are generally drunk. It wets their whistle. — Paul McCartney

I am dying. I haven't drunk champagne for a long time. — Anton Chekhov

There's nothing left ... but to get drunk. — Franklin Pierce

I just hope that one day - preferably when we're both blind drunk - we can talk about it. — J.D. Salinger

I do jump behind the bar when we're really busy, but by that point I've usually drunk too much to work. — Jason Flemyng

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time. — Dane Cook

My mother once said that having a small child is like having a permanently drunk houseguest. — Moira Hodgson

Books are my friends, where it's okay to be silent, where you're not a freak if you don't want to get drunk, peel out in the parking lot, tip cows. — Julie Gregory

Two things a man can't hide; that he is drunk and that he is in love. — Aman Jassal

She has no past, no future. She exists purely in the moment. Drunk — Paula Hawkins