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Drugs are in every walk of life - doctors, lawyers, preachers, the guy who works for IBM, teenagers on the street, teenagers in school. — Smokey Robinson

The best doctors give the least medicines — Benjamin

there's that study that says doctors do a worse job prognosticating for patients they're personally invested in. — Paul Kalanithi

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
— Jonathan Swift

It's unreasonable to expect medical doctors and pharmaceutical companies to tell you how to avoid their services by trying the alternatives. — Andrew Saul

We're the new power, come to replace the old. Cameras in the head, children with microchips, spin doctors rewriting reality as it happens. — Grant Morrison

Though the doctors treated him, let his blood, and gave him medications to drink, he nevertheless recovered. — Leo Tolstoy

The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!" — Dave Barry

I truly feel the best doctors are ones who are criticized by nurses, patients and family. They do not make excuses and learn from their mistakes. — Bernie Siegel

From your confessor, lawyer and doctor, hide not your case on no condition. [Is this a way of saying that honesty is the best policy?] — John Harington

Doctors sometimes don't know what they do! — Deyth Banger

The test to which all methods of treatment are finally brought is whether they are lucrative to doctors or not. — George Bernard Shaw

He who does not understand astrology is not a doctor but a fool. — Hippocrates

I went to the doctor. I said to him "I'm frightened of lapels." He said, "You've got cholera." — Tim Vine

I think we need to educate our doctors about addiction. — Matthew Perry

I was born with this heart condition, but it's never affected me - I've been able to play every sport I wanted to, and the doctors were amazed. — Dan Feuerriegel

I wonder how often not the intention but the desire springs up in a doctor's mind: 'Can I let this human being out of the trap of Life? — Phyllis Bottome

Why are infectious disease doctors the best ones to date? They are the most cultured and sensitive. — Peter Rogers

That's why every doctor on TV is a drug addict, a sociopath, or just plain mega-rude. Doctors can do anything they want! — Mindy Kaling

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject. — Woody Allen

The oil lobby, perhaps the most powerful lobby on earth, is almost matched by hospital owners and doctors. — Jimmy Carter

What animals make the best doctors? A. Ducks, they're natural quacks. — R. Eugene Pearson

As a Christian, as an individual, as a doctor, I am absolutely opposed to the death penalty. — Joycelyn Elders

Doctors and patients need as much data as possible to make an informed decision about what treatment is best. — Ben Goldacre

I'm always an agent or a lawyer or a doctor or a banker. I'm always wearing a tie. — Peter Jacobson

No doctor has ever healed anyone of anything in the history of the world, The human immune system heals and that's the only thing that heals — Bob Wright

The best doctor gives the least medicines. — Benjamin Franklin

They told me I wouldn't make 25. Then it was 35, then 45. These were my doctors speaking - they're all dead now. — George Best

What art thou Faustus, but a man condemned to die? — Christopher Marlowe

The best time to meditate, when the doctor is tongue tied. — Aporva Kala

Remember, Monsieur, that Saint Augustine says that a person who does not obey the doctors is doing his best to kill himself. — Vincent De Paul

Like I have said all along, I have the best doctor of all, and that is God. You can't argue with a guy like that. — Terrell Owens

Mothers, Grandmothers, and Mother Nature are the best doctors around. — Robert S. Mendelsohn

Just heard the best word in the English language: benign. (And I don't need to see that doctor again for five years.) — Jeff Jarvis

The best doctors are the ones that can get inside your head and fix something without making a hole. — Stanley Victor Paskavich

A little starvation can really do more for the average sick man than can the best medicines and the best doctors. — Mark Twain

In spite of all that doctors know, and their studies never end, the best cure of all when spirits fall is a kind note from a friend. — John Wooden

Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Doctors of Science, what is man that he
Should hope to come to a good end?
The best is not to have been born. — Anthony Hecht

The best doctors and medicine in the world can't save you if you don't do what you're supposed to do. — Magic Johnson

I had a video made of my recent knee operation. The doctor said it was the best movie I ever starred in. — Shirley Maclaine

Lawyers, doctors, plumbers, they all made the money.
writers?
writers starved.
writers suicided.
writers went mad. — Charles Bukowski

A sick society, unlike a sick individual, fares best under the ministration of many doctors. — Georgia Harkness

I've got to go. That's one of the penalties of being a doctor. I never seem to finish a conversation. — Robert M. Fresco

America's doctors, nurses and medical researchers are the best in the world, but our health care system is broken. — Mike Ferguson

Don't misinform your Doctor nor your Lawyer. — Benjamin Franklin

I realized that I had a serious problem with depression, and I went to a doctor and he gave me some medication. — Donna Summer

Ask your doctor if getting off your ass is right for you — Bill Maher

The doctor that acts out of love doesn't burn out. He or she may get tired physically, but not emotionally. — Bernie Siegel

Acknowledging the important role of the emotions in health and illness, medicine must reexamine its concepts of disease causation. — John E. Sarno

An ignorant doctor is the aide-de-camp of death. — Avicenna

Trying on jeans is my favorite thing. Maybe later I can get a pap smear from an old male doctor. — LIZ

You can't have my heart, the doctor told me I'd be dead without it. — Drake

I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for. — James H. Boren

People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal. — Erma Bombeck

But despite the fact that the doctors treated him, bled him, and gave him medicines to drink
he recovered. — Leo Tolstoy

My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. — Red Skelton

I love doctors and hate their medicine. — Walt Whitman

All medical men are voyeurs. Why else would they become doctors? Except for the sadists, of course, who simply enjoy the blood and the pain. — Joan D. Vinge

Ninety isn't old. You're old when your doctor doesn't X-ray you any more - he just holds you up to the light! — Red Buttons

The first questions are always to be asked, and the wisest doctor is gravelled by the inquisitiveness of a child. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

For many doctors the achievement of a published article is a tedious duty to be surmounted as a necessary hurdle in a medical career. — Richard Asher

A doctor is a man who writes prescriptions, till the patient either dies or is cured by nature. — John Taylor

...younger patients, known as 'Acutes' because the doctors figure them still sick enough to be fixed... — Ken Kesey

Why do they call it proctology? Is it because analogy was already taken? — Aristotle.

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. — Jay Leno

Addison's disease and colitis. Twice a day the doctors shot him up with a — Ken Follett

the happy doctors made the right diagnosis much faster and exhibited much more creativity. — Shawn Achor

My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough' — Henny Youngman

I think we have to do everything that's useful. We're doctors. Our job is to tell the truth. And it doesn't have to be embellished in any way. — Neal Barnard

I think you get people taking things to excess in all fields, doctors, lawyers - -it happens to all kinds of people. — John Frusciante

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs. — Gary Busey

Oh, yeah, any functioning society has got to have its doctors, its teachers, and its nightlife photographers. — Leila Sales

I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more. — Henry Ward Beecher

It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor — John Cleese

What's the problem? In a nutshell?"

"I'm a medical specialist. We don't really do nutshells[.] — Andrew Pyper

Every man is his own doctor of divinity, in the last resort. — Robert Louis Stevenson

if our mother cells done so much for medicine, how come her family can't afford to see no doctors? — Rebecca Skloot