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Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo
— Scott Adams
Women are never tired of bewailing man's fickleness in love, but they only seem to snub his constancy.
— Thomas Hardy
Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night.
— Scott Adams
Timon: Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon!
— William Shakespeare
'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip.
— Scott Adams
I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else.
— Scott Adams
Love!' said the princess. She stamped her foot. 'Why must everyone always speak of love?
— Kate DiCamillo
The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.
— Scott Adams
I'd like to teach you the names of these trees, to confess how much I need to miss you to finish this off.
— Alexander Long
Work hard. There is no short cut.
— Alfred P. Sloan
If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert
— Peter Watts
Resolved to take fate by the throat and shake a living out of her.
— Louisa May Alcott
In the theatre the audience wants to be surprised - but by things that they expect.
— Tristan Bernard
I should have written that down.
- Dilbert — Scott Adams
- Dilbert — Scott Adams
I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.
— Ted Rall
There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
[Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse of judgment.
— Michael Phelps
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
— David Spade