Best Dilbert Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Best Dilbert

Best Dilbert Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Best Dilbert quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Best Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo

Everybody is somebody's else's weirdo — Scott Adams

Best Dilbert Quotes By Thomas Hardy: Women are never tired of bewailing man's fickleness

Women are never tired of bewailing man's fickleness in love, but they only seem to snub his constancy. — Thomas Hardy

Best Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Your shower is ready - I turned it

Your shower is ready - I turned it on last night. — Scott Adams

Best Dilbert Quotes By William Shakespeare: Timon: Would thou wert clean enough to spit

Timon: Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon! — William Shakespeare

Best Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: 'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the

'Dilbert' became popular during the downsizing of the '90s, and job security was a major theme of the strip. — Scott Adams

Best Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: I had several different bosses during the early

I had several different bosses during the early years of 'Dilbert.' They were all pretty sure I was mocking someone else. — Scott Adams

Best Dilbert Quotes By Esha Gupta: I am not saying that I won't do

I am not saying that I won't do big commercial films. — Esha Gupta

Best Dilbert Quotes By Paul Washer: All my weak days have a common cause

All my weak days have a common cause - I have neglected communion with God through my neglect of the Scriptures & prayer. When will I learn? — Paul Washer

Best Dilbert Quotes By Kate DiCamillo: Love!' said the princess. She stamped her foot.

Love!' said the princess. She stamped her foot. 'Why must everyone always speak of love? — Kate DiCamillo

Best Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots.

The Dilbert Principle: People are idiots. — Scott Adams

Best Dilbert Quotes By Alexander Long: I'd like to teach you the names of

I'd like to teach you the names of these trees, to confess how much I need to miss you to finish this off. — Alexander Long

Best Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing

Free will is an illusion. Humans are nothing but moist robots. — Scott Adams

Best Dilbert Quotes By Alfred P. Sloan: Work hard. There is no short cut.

Work hard. There is no short cut. — Alfred P. Sloan

Best Dilbert Quotes By Peter Watts: If the rest of your brain were conscious,

If the rest of your brain were conscious, it would probably regard you as the pointy-haired boss from Dilbert — Peter Watts

Best Dilbert Quotes By Graham Greene: It's easier to get over a thing" Scobie

It's easier to get over a thing" Scobie said, "if you talk about it — Graham Greene

Best Dilbert Quotes By Louisa May Alcott: Resolved to take fate by the throat and

Resolved to take fate by the throat and shake a living out of her. — Louisa May Alcott

Best Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Tell me what you need, and I'll tell

Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it. — Scott Adams

Best Dilbert Quotes By Tristan Bernard: In the theatre the audience wants to be

In the theatre the audience wants to be surprised - but by things that they expect. — Tristan Bernard

Best Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: I should have written that down. - Dilbert

I should have written that down.
- Dilbert — Scott Adams

Best Dilbert Quotes By Ted Rall: I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip.

I think Dilbert is actually a radical strip. — Ted Rall

Best Dilbert Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: There's so much to learn and so much

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Best Dilbert Quotes By Michael Phelps: [Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting

[Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse of judgment. — Michael Phelps

Best Dilbert Quotes By David Spade: I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.

I'm like a Dilbert cartoon. — David Spade

Best Dilbert Quotes By Plato: Love is an intermediate state between possession and

Love is an intermediate state between possession and deprivation. — Plato

Best Dilbert Quotes By Ray Nagin: We're out of nuclear crisis mode and into

We're out of nuclear crisis mode and into normal, day-to-day crisis mode. — Ray Nagin

Best Dilbert Quotes By Scott Adams: Reality is always controlled by the people who

Reality is always controlled by the people who are the most insane. — Scott Adams

Best Dilbert Quotes By Jean Ingelow: The red Sahara in an angry glow, /

The red Sahara in an angry glow, / With amber fogs, across its hollows trailed / Long strings of camels, gloomy-eyed and slow ... — Jean Ingelow