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No one believes that the world can come to an end, therefore no one believes it can be saved. — Peter Zilahy

That's what I thought I was. A stalker of stalkers. A predator preying on predators. — Barry Lyga

If the US is a human melting pot, then Eastern Europe is a scrap yard. — Peter Zilahy

She was damned if she was going to let a little thing like decapitation stand in the way of keeping him. — Jane Timm Baxter

I like someone with a really good and dark sense of humour. — Paloma Faith

He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger. — Derek Landy

The island of Gont, a single mountain that lifts its peak a mile above the storm-racked Northeast Sea, is a land famous for wizards. — Ursula K. Le Guin

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Then it's fun and games you can't see anymore. — James Hetfield

I knew today was gonna be bad, but I never got close to this — Ian Ayris

Great book stands the test of time unlike my good self ... — Douglas Adams

Enjolras caught glimpses of a luminous uprising under the dark skirts of the future. — Victor Hugo

Make it dark, make it grim, make it tough, but then, for the love of God, tell a joke. — Joss Whedon

We can never completely fulfill the promise of this treasured republic if we are blinded by color. — Tom Brokaw

How was your afternoon?"
"No one died, so it was a big improvement on my morning. — Will Kostakis

When you tend to another's dying embers, you find both warmth and an increase in the glow of your own fire. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I could get an audience into my world and if you can do that, they'll go with you not all the way, but a lot of the way. — Noel Fielding

Surely being in love doesn't cause you to lose your sense of good taste. If I ever buy a gown with sequins on it, someone just shoot me. — Laurell K. Hamilton

Anyone who is dreaming of a beautiful future is living in a wonderful world. — Debasish Mridha

A sly smirk curled at the corner of his mouth as he peered into the trunk. "Why do you have Robin Hood's toy chest?"
- Brendan Daniels — Elizabeth Morgan

Now is it time to burn the house? — Louise Erdrich

At times even the best are not good enough. — Gina Wings

You will suffer, son of Hades!'
What else is new? Nico thought. — Rick Riordan

My sister has mistaken me for a mushroom. She keeps me in the dark and feeds me shit. — George R R Martin

You cannot learn a lesson of profound forgiveness unless you understand what it is to be wounded and forgive that which has wounded you. — Ben Kingsley

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

THE SUPREME HAPPINESS IN LIFE IS THE CONVICTION THAT WE ARE LOVED V. HUGO — Victor Hugo

I've been too productive for too long, and despite what anybody wants to strip away from me, I am influential. I am. — Billy Corgan

Thank God you're poor, Mom. — Mario Puzo

He doesn't look like the type who's into cookies anyway. — Koushun Takami

It's not easy to be God. — Peter Zilahy

The light and the stars guide my way. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Do you feel the magic?" "Aye," he breathed into her salt-dusted hair. "It's all around me, but most especially, here in my arms. — Susan Wiggs

Knives are sharp, but are equally confusing. — Nathan Hassall

Where's Kraven? Is he stalking me too?"
His mouth went tight. "I'm not stalking you. — Michelle Rowen

I'm misrepresented as a scary person. I'm not. It's all about my size and my eyebrows. — Liev Schreiber

If you have seen darkness, you will appreciate the dawn of light. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Its deadpan and her sarcasm sailed straight on past each other, strangers passing on a dark road in the night. — Nicole Kornher-Stace

Don't mourn me", he said. Because it was a joke, a sick joke and because - at the end - he needed a little dark humour to sustain him. — Stephen Lloyd Jones

The only people who can change the world are people who want to. And not everybody does. — Hugh MacLeod

Whenever dark things happen in my life, there is always some dark humour. — Ken Bruen

There can be only one — Christopher Brookmyre

For the moment we might very well can them DUNNOS (for Dark Unknown Nonreflective Nondetectable Objects Somewhere). — Bill Bryson

Holy shit," somebody muttered in the dark.
"A virgin," sputtered another.
"I didn't know they still made them."
"He just did. — Larry Kramer