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I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. — Katharine Hepburn

The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't lose it. — Larry Niven

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends. — David Letterman

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?" — Nancy Astor

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower. — Gypsy Rose Lee

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday. — Jesse Plemons

One, one, two, zero," I told him through the chattering of my teeth. "It's my birthday. — Patricia Briggs

I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit. — Amanda Seyfried

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. — Jarrett J. Krosoczka

Most artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party. — Andrei Codrescu

I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts. — Queen Latifah

After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! — Joe Dean

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. — Anne Lamott

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. — Rodney Dangerfield

The heart has no wrinkles. — Marie De Rabutin-Chantal, Marquise De Sevigne

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. — Robert Staughton Lynd

Lots of birthday wishes
Are sent to you today
Hope your day will be
One of the best
You've ever had! — Julie McGregor

Then when you think in years to come Of Birthdays long ago You may remember fondly How much we love you so. — Janet Horne

Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens. — David Steindl-Rast

May today be the best birthday of your life, I give you my heart as the most precious gift I can give you and I promise I always will love you. — Auliq Ice

The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was. — Bill Kaulitz

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! — D.J. MacHale

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley

A Little Birdie
Told Me It's
Your Birthday!
So Enjoy Your
Special Day! — Julie McGregor

Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. — Anthony Liccione

A birthday:-and now a day that rose
With much of hope, with meaning rife-
A thoughtful day from dawn to close:
The middle day of human life. — Jean Ingelow

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. — R. K. Milholland

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. — Bindi Irwin

'Down on Me' can't showcase my true talent. 'Birthday Sex' was robotic. When I perform it, I can't give you this church feeling I know I can give. — Jeremih

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday. — George Bernard Shaw

When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. — Maya Angelou

But I recently celebrated my thirtieth birthday and became acutely aware of my age, and the passing of time. — Judith Kinghorn

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali

The spirit should never grow old. — John Kenneth Galbraith

We were all born on days when too many people died in terrible ways,
but you still have to call it a birthday. — Andrea Gibson

In wartime, everyone's birthday turns into a commemoration of something so sad. — Danny M. Cohen

It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to. — Drake

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. — Samuel Johnson