Best Birthday Quotes: top 66 famous quotes about Best Birthday

Best Birthday Quotes & Sayings

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I'm soooo happy you're my Dad
And soooo I want to say
I love you, Dad, and wish you
A sooo very best birthday — John Walter Bratton

When asked what gift he wanted for his birthday, the yogi replied: "I wish no gifts, only presence. — Unknown

This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday ... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security. — Art Buchwald

I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot. — Steven Wright

If you survive long enough, you're revered-rather like an old building. — Katharine Hepburn

The best advice I was ever given was on my twenty-first birthday when my father said, Son, here's a million dollars. Don't lose it. — Larry Niven

Some friends of mine got me a sweater for my birthday. I'd have preferred a moaner or a screamer, but the sweater was OK. — Steven Wright

Happy birthday to evil North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un. He gathered family and friends together and celebrated by executing a few close friends. — David Letterman

When she woke briefly during her last illness and found all her family around her bedside: "Am I dying or is this my birthday?" — Nancy Astor

I've got everything I had 20 years ago, except now it's all lower. — Gypsy Rose Lee

I consider the decision of my colleagues and friends to be the best birthday present. — Vladimir Putin

I sing a little bit. I got a guitar for my 16th birthday. — Jesse Plemons

On your birthday ... Have a cuppa, kick off your shoes, sit back and relax ? you deserve it! Best Wishes for a Very Relaxing Birthday. — Margaret Jones

One, one, two, zero," I told him through the chattering of my teeth. "It's my birthday. — Patricia Briggs

I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo. — Bindi Irwin

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist. — Red Skelton

My mother always bought our birthday gifts. — Bruce Eric Kaplan

Dr Sarvapalli Radhakrishnan served this country well, he did not celebrate his birthday, he celebrated it for teachers. — Narendra Modi

Happy birthday, Alexander," Magnus murmured.
"Thanks for remembering," Alec whispered back. — Cassandra Clare

It don't gotta be Mother's Day, or your birthday, for me to just call and say
Hey Mama — Kanye West

It's your Birthday Just do what You do best Chill out!! — Julie McGregor

This is probably as good a time as any to mention that I was holding a large birthday cake. — Jonathan Tropper

Ruby's tenth birthday party. She wore a red dress and we skated and she told me we were halfway to twenty and someday we would go to France. — Catherine Lacey

Jakie, is it my birthday or am I dying ? — Nancy Astor

Congratulations. The fact that you're reading this means you've taken one giant step closer to surviving until your next birthday. — James Patterson

This card comes with best wishes
for a day that's fun all through,
a day of love and laughter
especially for you. — Susan Smith

On my 14th birthday, my grandfather and my grandmother gave me the best birthday present ever: a drafting table that I have worked on ever since. — Jarrett J. Krosoczka

Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come. — Lucy Larcom

The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was. — Bill Kaulitz

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. — Robert Orben

The best birthday present is an empty box. Smile, it contains all my love for you. — Jarod Kintz

Lots of birthday wishes
Are sent to you today
Hope your day will be
One of the best
You've ever had! — Julie McGregor

this has been a birthday best forgotten."
"Most birthdays are, milord," his man said agreeably — Mary Balogh

Best wishes to you on your birthday
may the day be filled with happiness,
a day that's so special for you
and memories you will cherish. — Susan Smith

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me. — Rodney Dangerfield

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. — E. Joseph Cossman

Happy birthday coz, you are the very best, I send this card, with lots and lots, of hugs, kisses and love — Susan Smith

It's my birthday, I'll get high if I want to. — Drake

In wartime, everyone's birthday turns into a commemoration of something so sad. — Danny M. Cohen

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley

A Little Birdie
Told Me It's
Your Birthday!
So Enjoy Your
Special Day! — Julie McGregor

Before she cut her birthday cake, she cast a wish, then blew the candles out from his eyes. — Anthony Liccione

A birthday:-and now a day that rose
With much of hope, with meaning rife-
A thoughtful day from dawn to close:
The middle day of human life. — Jean Ingelow

A birthday wish granted 23 years late is still a birthday wish granted. — R. K. Milholland

If there's one thing I really want for my birthday, that is for the mining company not to mine my daddy's reserve. — Bindi Irwin

'Down on Me' can't showcase my true talent. 'Birthday Sex' was robotic. When I perform it, I can't give you this church feeling I know I can give. — Jeremih

I wish people would stop talking about my birthday. — George Bernard Shaw

Spader and I were nearly killed. Three times. We were also robbed and witnessed a gruesome murder. Happy birthday to me! — D.J. MacHale

But I recently celebrated my thirtieth birthday and became acutely aware of my age, and the passing of time. — Judith Kinghorn

A man who views the world the same ... — Muhammad Ali

The spirit should never grow old. — John Kenneth Galbraith

We were all born on days when too many people died in terrible ways,
but you still have to call it a birthday. — Andrea Gibson

Have a memorable name day, you deserve to be happy because you are a wonderful person. Happy birthday. — Auliq Ice

I'm most comfortable in my birthday suit. — Amanda Seyfried

The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape. — Samuel Johnson

When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense. — Maya Angelou

Most artists don't get paid for what they do, and they are lucky if they can persuade a friend to let them show something at a kid's birthday party. — Andrei Codrescu

I often go to bed in my birthday suit. But I like teddies and cute little undies that match. I like a sexy bra and panty set, or little shorts. — Queen Latifah

After you're finished celebrating your 60th birthday, feel free to stop supporting your children, and start supporting your parents! — Joe Dean

Some people won't go the extra mile, and then on their birthday, when no one makes a fuss, they feel neglected and bitter. — Anne Lamott

The heart has no wrinkles. — Marie De Rabutin-Chantal, Marquise De Sevigne

Most of us can remember a time when a birthday - especially if it was one's own - brightened the world as if a second sun has risen. — Robert Staughton Lynd

Then when you think in years to come Of Birthdays long ago You may remember fondly How much we love you so. — Janet Horne

Joy is that kind of happiness that does not depend on what happens. — David Steindl-Rast

May today be the best birthday of your life, I give you my heart as the most precious gift I can give you and I promise I always will love you. — Auliq Ice

The worst part about celebrating another birthday is the shock that you're only as well as you are. — Anne Lamott