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Most people, when they talk fast, they get flat. — Bill Murray

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone. — Bill Murray

Where do these stairs go?
They go up! — Bill Murray

I know how to be sour. I know that taste. — Bill Murray

I think midlife crisis is just a point where people's careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships. — Bill Murray

I wish I was Bill Murray. I hope everything I've read about evolution is wrong, and I eventually evolve into him. It's one of only three plans I have. — Caitlin Moran

I'm a really big fan of Bill Murray. — Phil Hartman

And then depression set in.... — Bill Murray

I've killed myself so many times, I don't even exist anymore. — Bill Murray

Grab this day by the neck and kiss it. — Bill Murray

Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one. — Bill Murray

I try to be available for life to happen to me. — Bill Murray

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself. — Bill Murray

I'm just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that's what they pay me to do. — Bill Murray

I would love to work with Bill Murray. I've always been such a big fan. I think he's obviously a great comedic actor but a really interesting actor. — Will Ferrell

Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn't here yet, whatever it's going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That's it. — Bill Murray

And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, 'Oh! You're gonna be the mayor?' And I hadn't even read the script yet. — Bill Murray

I'm a nut, but not just a nut. — Bill Murray

The Best Way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30% of their ice cream. — Bill Murray

People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour. — Bill Murray

Bill Murray is on the show tonight. Next week I'll be Goggling 'foods that improve prostate health.' — David Letterman

The original 'Caddyshack' with Chevy Chase and Bill Murray is one of the best comedies ever made. — Jonathan Silverman

I try to be able for life to happen to me. — Bill Murray

We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it — Bill Murray

I act like a jerk sometimes. — Bill Murray

Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired. — Bill Murray

Zombies dont mess with other zombies. — Bill Murray

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying. — Bill Murray

If you have a good script, that's what gets you involved. It's harder to write a good screenplay than to find something. — Bill Murray

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise. — Bill Murray

I don't have to take this abuse from you
I have hundreds of people waiting in line to abuse me! — Bill Murray

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money. — Bill Murray

The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave. — Bill Murray

I realized the more fun I had, the more relaxed I was working, the better I worked. — Bill Murray