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To paraphrase Montaigne - even when you're sitting on the highest throne in the world, you're still sitting on your arse. — M.J. Carter

That is NOT the arse of a Â£7million player! — Eamon Dunphy

You will get such flattery as you deserve, and my foot in your arse the rest of the time. — Joe Abercrombie

When you are up to your arse in shit there is only one thing to do. Attack. — Bernard Cornwell

The squealing little arse-gerbil. — Tana French

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse but enough about Kanye West. — Stewart Francis

Ignorance might be bliss for the ignorant, but for the rest of us it's a right fucking pain in the arse — Ricky Gervais

Would everyone stop saying arse!" ... "I know, its called an ass, people. Ass — Samantha Young

I told him that without me he wouldn't be able to find his arse with his two hands, — Bill Carson

That was wonderful," Natasha lied.
"Not half; you are brilliant. Can I fuck you up the arse later? — D.M. Blowers

I beamed at him. "You're my favorite sea god, you know." "Aw, get your nose out of me arse. Just make life interestin' as ye promised. — Kevin Hearne

The Devil has all the best tunes? My arse! Metalville just got a new sheriff. — Mark Rice

Know what I like about you?" Phil rumbled in my ear.
"Based on recent experience, I'd say my arse comes pretty high on the list". — J.L. Merrow

He gave Gaspode a long, slow stare, which was like challenging a centipede to an arse-kicking contest. — Terry Pratchett

Rough as a badger's arse — Marian Keyes

I kicked your arse and handed it to you like a hat. — Suzanne M. Sabol

I'm not even tone deaf, that's the arse-mothering, fuck-nosed, bugger-sucking wank of the thing. — Stephen Fry

No man is really at his best with someone else's hand up his arse. — Diana Gabaldon

The only thing I can do is wipe my arse, brush my teeth, turn up and do the best work I can. — Tom Hardy

He was doing quite well until the last sentence, but if you bare your arse to a vengeful unicorn, the number of possible outcomes dwindles to one. — David Mitchell

Destiny can sometimes be history coming back to bite you in the arse. — Hal Duncan

I'd like to have a business card saying: Bruce Norris kicked your arse. — Robert Muchamore

I tell you, one more insult and I'll take his curling tongs and ram them so far up his arse he'll be able to curl the damned thing from the inside. — David Gemmell

Are we going to kick arse and take names, Miss Kane?" "I was thinking we'd maybe just ask them some questions. Politely. — Alexis Hall

Leeky Shortz says "Live life like your arse is on fire! — Maxine Mansfield

What about Ding-Dong?"

"Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. — Stuart MacBride

I'm at the age where i don't have to kiss arse or play nice! — Sharon Osbourne

The other man's arse is always cleaner! — Stephen Fry

His divine wisdom can kiss my common arse — Rachel Caine

It takes a bomb under his arse to make Hitler see logic. — Joseph Goebbels

Arse. I find the thought very appealing. — E.L. James

I always try to remember that praise and a slap on your back is only 6 inches away from a kick up the arse! — Anthony Foley

Iss all regulated Simon, everything in this country is. Yow can't scratch yer arse without some cunt filling o form abaht it. — Wes Brown

What is it? Tens, I can see the stick up your arse from here. I'm dying remember? Dying people don't have time for silly moods — Amber Kizer

Not that i had a big arse but even that was toned. — Benedict Cumberbatch

That's the best thing I can think of. Having a good hold on your arse always makes me feel steady. — Diana Gabaldon

I love the way you smile at me ... knocks me on my arse. — Amy Harmon

I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet. You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home. — Billy Connolly