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Let me be very honest and just say that if any airline would let me take the violin and the laptop on board I would fly that airline all the time. — Lara St. John

I just heard George W. Bush's new plan for airline security. From here on out, every plane will now have its own hockey dad. — David Letterman

It's not a testosterone-driven industry any longer. Success is making money, not in the size of the airline. — Gordon Bethune

Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus. — Erma Bombeck

Google makes so much money that it's now worth three times more than every U.S. airline combined. — Peter Thiel

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour." — Dave Barry

United Airlines: Passengers are our worst enemy. We're not too fond of luggage either. — David Letterman

He won't fly on the Balinese airline, Garuda, because he won't fly on any airline where the pilots believe in reincarnation. — Spalding Gray

Running an airline is like having a baby: fun to conceive, but hell to deliver. — Collett E. Woolman

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965. — Jerry Seinfeld

Running an airline is a normal job. Racing is more. — Niki Lauda

When I was younger I wanted to be an airline pilot, but that lasted for about 30 seconds. — John Barrowman

I came from the music business, which reputedly has the biggest egos, but I really think the airline world caps it. — Tony Fernandes

Anybody with my background in the airline business who is not deaf is a fraud. — Maurice Flanagan

If nobody is happy, then it's an equitable merger. - Maxim of airline seniority list arbitration — Robert Gandt

Not having an administrator sends the wrong message to the airline industry. — Maria Cantwell

These days no one can make money on the goddamn airline business. The economics represent sheer hell. — C. R. Smith

You cannot manage an airline from a corner office in Willis Tower. That doesn't work. You've got to manage by walking around. — Jeff Smisek

I'm trying to be as green as I can. As an airline pilot, I have a carbon footprint that's a size 10, so it's pretty hard. — Bruce Dickinson

There aren't many people around with the stomach or the knowledge to delve into the airline industry. — James Coulter

Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama. — Jay Leno

You can't have a mid-life crisis in the airline industry because every day is a crisis. — Herb Kelleher

We've got fuel prices coming down and good travel numbers coming out, so it's not surprising airline stocks are going up. — Andrew Sullivan

If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you ever see anyone take one to the beach? — Jerry Seinfeld

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. — Mark Russell

I've said many times that I'd be thrilled to sell the airline to the employees and our guys said no, we'll take all the money, anyway. — Robert Crandall

Every time someone dies as a result of floods in Bangladesh, an airline executive should be dragged out of his office and drowned. — George Monbiot

children not allocated their own seat do not appear in listed victim numbers in airline crash statistics. — Glenn Meade

Anyone wanna buy my Malaysian Airlines frequent flier miles? — Jason Biggs

I've always dreamed of franchising an airline, but I haven't been able to figure out how to do it. — Henry Silverman

We have a strategic plan. It's called 'doing things'. — Herb Kelleher

The only way to lose weight is to check it as airline baggage. — Peggy Ryan

A lot of faith is placed upon the airline itself. The FAA has never and will never have enough resources to completely monitor the airlines. — Wayne Williams

I made publicity contracts with Nike, several broadcasting companies and airline companies within Australia. — Cathy Freeman