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Well, I wanted to play twenty years in the major leagues. I never made it twenty though. I played nineteen. — Bert Campaneris

The best thing about the New Year is your 4.90 ERA disappears and starts back at zero. — Bert Blyleven

The Greater Soul moves in only one direction, and that is to bring into union that which has been made separate. — Bert Hellinger

Proust had his madeleines; I am devastated by the scent of yeast bread rising. — Bert Greene

I have never been able to discover anything disgraceful in being a colored man. But I have often found it inconvenient - in America. — Bert Williams

Quit crabbing," Bert said mildly. "We're here now, and we've got to like it. — Louis L'Amour

God will speak to you - not that you will hear audible words in your ears, but words that you will clearly understand in your heart. — Bert Ghezzi

Women like to take their clothes off. I noticed that. Especially in front of a camera. Or a mirror. — Bert Stern

When my body gets so overexerted with energy, I just keep going and going. — Bert McCracken

It used to be that death and taxes alone were inevitable. Now there's shipping and handling. — Bert Murray

In 83 I thought we were going to go all the way. We had Roy Smalley, and Steve King, and good players. — Bert Campaneris

Im not one for showing off. But I guess my guitar-playing sticks out. — Bert Jansch

You're a very odd man," said Bert.
"I get that more often than you'd think," replied Charles. — James A. Owen

A bore is a man who, when you ask him how he is, tells you. — Bert Leston Taylor

You either get life or you don't, and if you don't - life gets you. — Bert Convy

How far is too far? When you love a band so much that its songs fill the empty spaces inside your head and heart, is that too far? — Bert Murray

The man with the real sense of humor is the man who can put himself in the spectator's place and laugh at his own misfortune. — Bert Williams

I named all my children after flowers. There's Lillie and Rose and my son, Artificial. — Bert Williams

I loved the opportunity to play for the Yankees, too. — Bert Campaneris

So to get to play for the Yankees was really exciting. Really exciting. — Bert Campaneris

Conscience is that still, small voice that is sometimes too loud for comfort. — Bert Murray

It's to me one simple rule. Who imposes his will on the other man? — Bert Sugar

Incoming Text: Bert will be so disappointed. He had down that Canon would eat you alive by last night. Note to self: Never bet against Bert. — Qwen Salsbury

Everywhere I look and most of the time I look, I see photographs. — Bert Hardy

Bert knows it would take more than a little row to get between us. Because friends like us, like Bert and me, we'll always be together. — Jess Vallance

Wag and the world wags with you. — Bert And John Jacobs

Don't go confusing stupidity with guts." -Bert — Cath Crowley

I know I've got a lock on the Dutch Hall of Fame. — Bert Blyleven

Dog's constipated," said Bert the Shirt.

"Who isn't?" said the Godfather. — Laurence Shames

You don't gamble to win. You gamble so you can gamble the next day. — Bert Ambrose

The criterion for what is good is based on whether it relieves someone, brings joy, or soothes a distress. — Bert Hellinger

There is no such thing as reconstituted lemon juice, only reconstituted taste buds. — Bert Greene

I'm from Southern California, so I feel much more comfortable with a golf club in my hand than I do a weapon. — Bert Blyleven

Getting into the Hall of Fame won't change me. I'm still going to pass gas and pick my nose like I always do. — Bert Blyleven

The biggest thing I've learned is that you only have one chance. You only have today to live-but you gotta take it and make it the best you can — Bert McCracken

My dad introduced me to baseball. Then one of my friends asked if I could play on a team; my dad said I could, and I just fell in love with the game. — Bert Blyleven

His star will forever shine. — Bert Convy

No guts, no glory. - Bert — Cath Crowley

The problem with being Comeback Player of the Year is it means you have to go somewhere before you can come back. — Bert Blyleven

Modern societies march towards morality in proportion as they leave religion behind. — Paul Bert

Its about letting go so you can get what what you want. — Bert Cooper

I really like Kansas City Royals stadium - Kauffman Stadium. — Bert Blyleven

A person's greatness is that which makes him/her equal to others — Bert Hellinger

The specific weight of the soul is equal to the sum of what has been dared. — Bert Hellinger

Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew. — W.C. Fields

I'll see you at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat til you get there. After that you're on your own. — Bert Kalmar

Yankee Stadium, and the Yankees are so famous for Mickey Mantle, Joe DiMaggio, Lou Gehrig, all of those guys. — Bert Campaneris

I apologize for my wild imagination. — Bert Cooper

Sometimes kissing is better than sex. Especially kissing someone for the first time — Bert McCracken

I think all my pictures are ideas, and they're ideas made into images. — Bert Stern

Bear no malice for the ones who leave you. — Bert V. Royal

The revolution in cancer research can be summed up in a single sentence: cancer is, in essence, a genetic disease. - Bert Vogelstein — Siddhartha Mukherjee

Bert was short and stout. Cec was tall and lanky. Between them, there was nothing that they could not reach. — Kerry Greenwood

Art actually happens somewhere in the space between clarity and ambiguity, concept and intuition, thought and feeling. — Bert Dodson

Some think they are seeking their own soul's truth but the
greater Soul is thinking and seeking through them — Bert Hellinger

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then drag racing must be the sport of queens. — Bert Sugar

One time, Bert and I were making out for so long it wasn't even funny..But then it was funny. — Gerard Way

What comes at you comes from you. — Bert Winn

I'm probably one of the few people that liked 'Water World' with Kevin Costner. — Bert Blyleven

Bert's wallet is like an onion. Any time he opens it, he starts crying. — Brendan Morrison

You're going to need a stronger stomach if you're going to be back in the kitchen seeing how the sausage is made. — Bert Cooper

We know of no behavior in ants or any other social insects that can be construed as play. — Bert Holldobler

After The Wizard Of Oz I was typecast as a lion, and there aren't all that many parts for lions. — Bert Lahr

after-meal sleepiness. — Bert Herring

Robinson could deliver a knockout blow going backward. — Bert Sugar

Ask a writer what he thinks about critics and the answer you get is similar to what you get when you ask a lamppost how he feels about dogs. — Bert Sugar

Philanthropy is the gateway to power — Bert Cooper

Talking about food arouses certain individuals the way talking about sex does others. — Bert Greene

I knew that I wasn't a first-ballot Hall-of-Fame inductee. — Bert Blyleven

I've rebelled against all types of conformity throughout my life, not just Utah's conservative culture — Bert McCracken

I've been in eleven no-hitters you know. — Bert Campaneris