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Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Gloria Allred: I was a single mother when my child

I was a single mother when my child was little. — Gloria Allred

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Joel Osteen: I'm very careful about saying who would and

I'm very careful about saying who would and wouldn't go to heaven. I don't know. — Joel Osteen

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Mahatma Gandhi: No nation being under another nation can accept

No nation being under another nation can accept gifts, and kick at the responsibility attached to those gifts, imposed by the conquering nation. — Mahatma Gandhi

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Marilynne Robinson: It all means more than I can tell

It all means more than I can tell you. So you must not judge what I know by what I find words for. — Marilynne Robinson

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Ernst Mach: Science is the most complete presentment of facts

Science is the most complete presentment of facts with the least expenditure of thought — Ernst Mach

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Amy Sedaris: I'm always more attracted to the unattractive.

I'm always more attracted to the unattractive. — Amy Sedaris

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Aubrey De Grey: There is no difference between saving lives and

There is no difference between saving lives and extending lives, because in both cases we are giving people the chance of more life. — Aubrey De Grey

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Charles Spurgeon: The friend of God must not spend a

The friend of God must not spend a day without God, and he must undertake no work apart from his God. — Charles Spurgeon

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Hal Elrod: Always seek people who will add value to

Always seek people who will add value to your life and bring out the best in you. And of course, be that person for others. — Hal Elrod

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Ambrose Bierce: OPERA, n. A play representing life in another

OPERA, n. A play representing life in another world, whose inhabitants have no speech but song, no motions but gestures and no postures but attitudes. — Ambrose Bierce

Bert Kreischer Funny Quotes By Alex Morrison: I also believe that member states of the

I also believe that member states of the United Nations should live up their obligations to pay their dues. — Alex Morrison