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Nothing can come out of an artist that is not in the man.
— H.L. Mencken
A president can be as strong as she wants to be.
— Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo
Hitler: Thank you, whoever you are. I think you just saved my life.The Doctor: Believe me ... It was an accident. — Steven Moffat
Do you know what a friend is, milord? (Emily)An enemy in disguise. (Draven) — Kinley MacGregor
I can't believe he's making you wait till January for an appointment.""I could threaten to bomb the school. That'd get me in quicker. — Jeannine Garsee
How could someone hurt you so bad but you still wanted to hold him and tell him it was going to be okay?
— Heather Demetrios
I have a friend. He keeps trying to convince me he's a compulsive liar, but I don't believe him.
— Ben Bailey
Of course I do, Jack! You have to beLIEve me!
— Raymond Benson
In the end, I think part of my problem was that I was a better legislator than I was a politician.
— Dan Maffei
What are my sources of strength? My husband and my three kids, my health-care team, and my religion.
— Geraldine Ferraro
Public school felt like prison - cinderblock walls, fluorescent lights, metal lockers. It was so sterile and unstimulating.
— Sufjan Stevens
Sometimes they laugh at things I don't think are funny, but I believe if they're laughing at me, it's a good show.
— Mike Tyson
No matter how hard you try to move on, sometimes forces beyond your control won't let you.
— Alison G. Bailey
Was that yesterday or last year?
— Hawkeye John
The last thing I needed was a nymph with sunshine coming out of her ass tagging along with me.
— Jaye Wells
Riches ennoble a man's circumstances, but not himself.
— Immanuel Kant
The merit of all things lies in their difficulty.
— Alexandre Dumas
He's cutting the heart out of the American dream to own a home and have a good job ... and still he's popularTip O'Neill on Ronald Reagan — Chris Matthews
Relaxed Empiricism I only believe something to be true if someone I know quite well tells me if happened. — Bill Bailey
