Being Old Funny Quotes: top 12 famous quotes about Being Old Funny

Being Old Funny Quotes & Sayings

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It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you. — Stephen King

Jason hated being an old man. — Rick Riordan

In the fury of the moment/ I can see the Master's hand
In every leaf that trembles, in/ every grain of sand. — Bob Dylan

And it's not because I'm tortured
Or by some delirium swayed
That I conjure up misfortune:
It is just my trade. — Anna Akhmatova

I'm luckier than my grandfather, who didn't move more than five miles from the village in which he was born. — David Attenborough

If you keep your nose to the grindstone, you don't have any nose, — Les Wexner

I've tried that love thing for the last time. My heart says no, no! Nobody's supposed to be here, but you came along and changed my mind — Deborah Cox

Kill the unclean one!
Being called that was really getting old. Like it'd been funny the first two times ... — Kresley Cole

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old. — Auliq Ice

It's funny, isn't it? When you are young you just want to be old, and then later you wish you could go back to being a kid. — Lauren Oliver

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. — Howard Stern

I was a prosecutor and an FBI agent for many, many years. — Louis Freeh