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Is that another sort of joke?" asked the old man. "You've no excuse for being bored anywhere. When I was your age I had never heard of such a thing. — Henry James

I love people with strong convictions, because we are living in a very PC world. You can't crack a joke without it being in the headlines. — Imelda May

Instead of being a well-known painter, I became everybody's favorite dirty joke. Come to think of it, teaching masturbation skills is pretty weird. — Betty Dodson

Hour-long TV is no joke. It tests you as a human being. It makes you a stronger person, but it's really crazy. — Rebecca Romijn

I can't stand not being able to joke around on set, so I have to. — Johnny Depp

I learned how fast you can go from being an international hero to being a reference in a joke on a late night talk show. — Michael Phelps

Being raised Catholic myself, I think people who are Catholic tend to carry a lot of guilt. It's almost a joke. — Linda Cardellini

It's not a joke: I really do like being at home. — Karl Pilkington

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic. — Lea Thompson

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities. — Jerry Seinfeld

I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring. — Howard Stern

I joke that being a university president is akin to being a pinata. But there are also notions of redemption. — Gordon Gee

Everybody doesn't have to get every joke. People really appreciate not being condescended to. — Matt Groening

It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
"You ask a glass of water. — Douglas Adams

The stuff about film being a collaborative medium is no joke. — Alex Gibney

You cannot be a powerful and life-changing presence to some people without being a joke or an embarrassment to others. — Mark Manson

Wouldn't it be a helluva joke if all this were really burnt cork and you people were being tolerant for nuthin'? — Dick Gregory

Once you realize what a joke everything is, being the Comedian is the only thing that makes sense. — Alan Moore

I hadn't endured being the butt of a joke in a long time, — Tijan

Okay, brace yourselves for a really hilarious joke here: Being a vampire sucks. — Tamara Summers

I typically start out almost every speech I give making some kind of joke about me being in a wheelchair. — Greg Abbott

Actually, being married to me probably would be something of a joke ... but yeah, I mean it. What do you think? — Danielle Steel

I was really gifted at being able to construct a joke, but it's like they weren't even memorable, my first jokes, because they were so about nothing. — Wanda Sykes

Being an author sucks, doesn't it? It's like telling a joke and nobody laughs for two years. — Scott Westerfeld

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski

I don't mind being the brunt of a joke, so long as it's a good one. — Joey McIntyre

Being broke is a joke, I never found it funny / That's why I count my blessings / As much as I count my money ... — Fabolous

In a perfect
world I would be taller, you would be alive,
and chickens could cross the road without
being the subject of a joke. — Suzanne Wrightt

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own. — Paul Feig