Before Bed Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Before Bed

Before Bed Quotes & Sayings

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Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel. — Samuel Johnson

You're gonna come apart in my hands the minute I touch you. I give you a week before you're back in my bed. — Collette West

It was truly an abomination of nature that one always found the most comfortable spot in the bed five minutes before one had to leave it. — Mia Ryan

I may be out of bed, but I'm in no way equipped to conduct hypothetical conversations before I've had a cup of tea. — Diana Gabaldon

I never was so immensely tickled by anything I had ever said before. I actually woke up twice during the night, and laughed till the bed shook. — George Grossmith

I mean, before I innocently knocked him off Sarah's bed and he, all on his own, injured himself by not falling to the floor properly. — Chelsea M. Campbell

I'm thankful that when I go to bed at night, that I have been myself that day. And, I have been myself all the days before that. — Taylor Swift

Banan gave her an appreciative once-over before he leaned close and whispered, Lovely gown. It'll look even better puddled next to the bed. — Donna Grant

The worst that happened to men of science was that Galileo suffered an honorable detention and a mild reproof, before dying peacefully in his bed. — Alfred North Whitehead

Fairy tales read before bed tend to make me dream. They're all quite violent stories, as are my dreams. — Glen Duncan

When I wake up in the morning, I meditate immediately, before I even get out of bed. — John Densmore

He slid his saxophone under the bed before we got naked on it, and I think it made the whole thing better. I really do. — Charlie Close

Nonsense. Young boys should never be sent to bed. They always wake up a day older, and then before you know it, they're grown. — J.M. Barrie

Shakespeare shoved into bed together words that scarcely knew each other before, had never even been introduced. — Melvyn Bragg

When I was in bed with Marilyn Monroe, I was never sure before, during or after, where her mind was. — Tony Curtis

I get up early. I like to read a little before anyone but the dog is up. I also like to read at night, not in bed but just before I go to bed. — John Irving

My daily beauty regimen consists of washing my face before bed and putting on moisturizer. — Rachel Bilson

That's my one rule: always take off my makeup; no matter how tired I am before going to bed, it comes off! — Amber Le Bon

We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk. — Bernard Manning

When I was 5 years old, my mother read me 'Gone With The Wind' at night, before I went to bed. I remember her reading almost all year. — Pat Conroy

I begin my day online and end my day online. I like to prepare myself for the next day and have a sense of closure before I go to bed. — Geoffrey Zakarian

There should be a law that makes it illegal to have to get out of bed before Helios is at least midway across the sky. — Jenifer Mohammed

Well, he told me you were a flirt who would try and get me into bed, but damn, I didn't realise you'd start before nine in the morning. — Kirsty Moseley

At the moment of waking up, before getting out of bed, get in touch with your breath — Nhat Hanh

Meself I like a breath of air before I go to bed, same as I like a bite o' cheese or something before I take me teeth out. — Margery Sharp

Doctor Sleep - book (By Stephen King) is the best choice before going to bed! — Deyth Banger

The man who begins to go to bed forty minutes before he opens his bedroom door is bored; that is to say, he is not living. — Arnold Bennett

LIKE ANY GOOD MINNESOTAN, Lucas rarely missed the TV weather before going to bed. — John Sandford

Before I go to bed at night, I ice my face, because it closes your pores and makes a difference in the morning. — Jasmine Tookes

Before you are fully aware of anything else, you are aware whether you are awakening in your own bed. — Roger Zelazny

Before I go to bed, I brush my teeth and take off all my makeup. I like to use Neutrogena's makeup remover wipes. — Maddie Ziegler

Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids. — Roseanne Barr

Sometimes the body gets out of bed an hour before the brain. — Peter James West

D'Avray, her father, and I had met before in Algeria. He was dying now. He left the child on his death-bed to me. — J. Sheridan Le Fanu

I swear by my Clarisonic Mia 2! I use it every morning when I wake up and every night before bed. — Erin Heatherton

My characters talk to one another, and when it reaches a certain pitch of excitement I jump out of bed and run and trap them before they are gone. — Ray Bradbury

Surely going to bed with a man before marriage was the most courageous act of my life. — Diana Trilling

Before I get out of bed, I am saying thank you. I know how important it is to be thankful. — Al Jarreau

I absolutely insist that all my boys are in bed before breakfast — Colin Ingleby-Mackenzie

I love to feel the temperature drop and the wind increase just before a thunderstorm. Then I climb in bed with the thunder. — Amanda Mosher

This is the day the Lord himself has made! Do something on it before it begins to fade! Do something you have said! Do it before it's time for bed! — Israelmore Ayivor

I walk so fast, I talk so fast, I could turn the light off and be in bed before the room's dark. — Roddy Piper

I'm out of bed before the alarm goes off. — Eric Dane

I'm going to bed before any of you think of another brilliant way to get us all killed, or worse, EXPELLED. — J.K. Rowling

Once we finished, she climbed off me, went to the bathroom to clean up, then came back to bed with a rag, wiping me off before crawling on top of me. — Aurora Rose Reynolds

Before bed, I read a book or flip on the radio - I'm not picky, I'll just turn it on and see what comes up. I burn a yummy lavender- scented candle. — Carrie Underwood

I have fond memories from growing up in Switzerland and drinking a glass of warm milk with a spoonful of honey before bed. — Daniel Humm

I remember that at one time I always made a drawing before going to bed!! - Of myself I mean - though I finally destroyed most of them. — James Whistler

One of the secrets of a long and fruitful life is to forgive everybody everything everynight before you go to bed. — Bernard Baruch

Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and daddy need some space. — Angelina Jolie

I can tweet before going to bed at midnight or 1 and know that they're up and at 'em, and they're going to have to respond. — Sarah Palin

Glenn Beck does have a dream. Unfortunately, it's the kind of dream you have when you eat four pepperoni hot pockets right before bed. — Jon Stewart

Believe me, sir, never a night goes by, be I ever so tired, but I read the Word of God before I go to bed. — Douglas MacArthur

You were a wish that we made every morning when we woke up and a prayer we said before we went to bed each night, — Heather Gudenkauf

I think for love to work you have to be with someone who you want to talk to before going to bed at night. — Cynthia Rowley

Knowing you have something good to read before bed is among the most pleasurable of sensations. — Vladimir Nabokov

and all he wanted was a half hour with his mother before bed. And all he had in the world was the ability to throw a tantrum. We — Emily Fridlund

My days keep getting shorter. When I'm a hundred, I'll be going to bed before I get up. — Lilian Jackson Braun

The fact that you fell out of bed makes some people think you had more than one drink before you called for help. — Matt Lauer

Whenever I can, in my study, on the subway, in bed before going to sleep, I immerse myself in Italian. I enter another land, unexplored, murky. A — Jhumpa Lahiri

My parents told me I'd point to a bed of flowers and say 'Pink. Pretty,' before I knew any other words. — Joni Mitchell

All the time we spent in bed, counting miles before we said, fall in love and fall apart, things will end before they start. — Sufjan Stevens

Oftentimes you walk on set and then suddenly you're in bed with someone who you've never met before. — Cate Blanchett

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself. — Fred Savage

whoever goes to bed before midnight is a rogue"
Dr Johnson — Dr Johnson

For table-talk, I prefer the pleasant and witty before the learned and the grave; in bed, beauty before goodness. — Michel De Montaigne

It is the first duty of a gentleman to remember in the morning who he went to bed with the night before. — Dorothy L. Sayers

He's lying. She's lying. And before long, they're lying. Together. In bed... — Tawny Weber

Each night before I go to bed, I take out a small card and write a list of the things I need to do the next day in order of their priority. — Joseph B. Wirthlin

And before you make any judgments, that time you were trying out your king-size with the sales assistant doesn't count as getting a man into bed. — Jonathan Dunne

If Joan of Arc could turn the tide of an entire war before her eighteenth birthday, you can get out of bed. — E. Jean Carroll

Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed. — Iggy Azalea

Where the stars arose, and twinkled and disappeared behind the great umbrageous trees before she went to bed. — Elizabeth Gaskell

In the king's bed is always found, just before it becomes a museum piece, the droppings of the black sheep. — Nathanael West

For some reason, my hair always looked best right before bed, and what good was that? — Ruta Sepetys

Sometimes,
all you can do
is lie in bed,
and hope
to fall asleep
before
you fall apart. — William C. Hannan

When I'm in focus mode, I do training six times a week. Carbs only in the morning. And I try not to eat at least two hours before bed. — Ciara

I love mysteries, and I read them every night before I go to bed. — David Herbert Donald

The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne

I have to meditate before I go to bed, always. I have to let the day go and let the eternal in. — Bellamy Young

Your husband is lazy if the directions on his medicine say, "A teaspoon before going to bed," and in one day he uses seven bottles. — Phyllis Diller

There are two times of day in which artistic misanthropes thrive: after everyone else goes to bed, and before everyone else wakes up. — Brandon Gene Petit

Do three things each night before you go to bed: read a poem, read a short story, read an essay. — Ray Bradbury

By all means, buy me a meal before you drag me to bed — Alice Bello

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark. — Muhammad Ali

You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight. — Reggie Jackson

I wait for my dad to walk away before pulling back the covers and getting out of bed. Not exactly a Hallmark father-daughter moment. — Alecia Whitaker

Before I had my child, animals were my life. I slept with four dogs in my bed. — Salma Hayek

Oh my God, I'm not letting you out of this bed until you are thoroughly debouched. Incest has never looked so fucking good before. — Annie George

Your first thought in the morning is usually the last thought you had before you went to bed. — Hal Elrod

Do people still read before bed? I play 'Words With Friends.' — Rick Perlstein

We'll always be fucking, Gillian" He smiled, biting my lip before tossing me onto the bed. "That's the best part of us. — Whitney G.

The night before the Nobel announcement every year, I've gone to bed feeling quite anxious. I was optimistic, and also I knew it might never happen. — Randy Schekman

Before checking that last email before you go to bed, say to yourself, No, I am important. This is important. My body is more important. — Arianna Huffington

The best moments in my life are just before going to bed. Those are my happiest moments. — Yohji Yamamoto

That was before I decided to bring an angel to my bed. — Sylvain Reynard

The uncut diaries are 16 million words. It's very tiring to do your diary every night before you go to bed. — Tony Benn

I think there's something extraordinarily nice about seeing the dawn up before one goes to bed, [] there's something uncanny about it. — Nick Drake

Claude Wheeler opened his eyes before the sun was up and vigorously shook his younger brother, who lay in the other half of the same bed. — Willa Cather

Never get out of bed before noon. — Charles Bukowski