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The match would have to be made at 165 pounds. Sean can't make 160 any more, even though he's drinking lite beer these days — Angelo Dundee

Morse poured himself a can of beer. Champagne's a lovely drink, but it makes you thirsty, doesn't it? — Colin Dexter

I want to go to a place where I can go to a football game, take off my shirt, paint my chest and major in beer. — Andrew Ferguson

Anyone can drink beer, but it takes intelligence to enjoy beer. — Stephen Beaumont

I'd tried to straighten him out, but there's only so much you can do for a person who thinks Auschwitz is a brand of beer. — David Sedaris

Pray for anything you like, if it is for the good of us all.
-I pray for beer, for meat and for a new wife with hard hands. You can share the wife. — Ernest Hemingway,

I think it would be difficult to get drunk in China. I tried to drink some beer with chop sticks and it took me a whole day to finish one can. — Jerry Snider

You can now buy a pack of beer containing 99 cans. A 99-can pack of beer. Who says America has lost its competitive edge? — David Letterman

All the best pubs are built on a hill, so you can slope in and roll out. — Benny Bellamacina

Raising interest rates is voo-doo. You can't deal with a global system problem by trying to solve it with this. — Stafford Beer

People can tell what's in beer, eh? Like my brother can tell the difference between beers by what his burps taste like. — Bob McKenzie

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine. — Dave Moulton

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can! — Leo Durocher

Matters are very seldom all black or white. They can even be both at the same time - The Beer Fairy — Tom Robbins

If you can drink beer while doing it, it's not a sport — Andrew McMahon

There is no back label with a story on a beer can. — Ely Callaway Jr.

I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac

I can still taste that first beer I bought with my own paycheck. — Marlon Brando

I'd leave too, but i still had half a beer left. You can't just leave a beer like that. It's un-American — Meg Cabot

I will be here and be around, watching over you. You can bet on that. I'll find a way to get some peanuts and take some beer and tell some lies. — John Chaney

The letters in 'Brace Beemer' can be arranged to spell 'Embrace Beer.' — Dave Barry

I wish to cry. Yet, I laugh, and my lipstick leaves a red stain like a bloody crescent moon on the top of the beer can. — Sylvia Plath

Halloween is the only day I can dress up like a hot Latina woman with a beer belly. — Felipe Esparza

Can you still want something you already have? Absolutely. Everyday. — Crystal Woods

I used to drink a lot of beer, but I was just getting fat as can be. Now that we've had a little success, I can afford to drink wine. — Tom DeLonge

The sacred pint alone can unbind the tongue... — James Joyce

Don't quote me on this, but if they ever manage to ban beer advertising in baseball you can kiss the national pastime goodbye. — Roger Maris

You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are. — Adolphus Busch

You are an alchemist who can turn six beers into an awkward three week relationship. — Eugene Mirman

Mike Hammer drinks beer because I can't spell Cognac. — Mickey Spillane

You can go super American and get barbecue and beer and be like, 'Whatever, I'm watching a football game.' That's exactly what I'm going to do. — Emily Ratajkowski

Look, sweetheart, I can drink you under any goddamn table you want, so don't worry about me. — Elizabeth Taylor

Beer might make a smart man dull, but coffee is worse because it can delude a dull man into thinking he's smart. — Galen Beckett

I have tremendous respect for anyone who can control his palate enough to learn not only to drink beer but to enjoy it too. — Eknath Easwaran

Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip. — Tom Robbins

Luckily, just at the world's outer limit, right where a wandering soul needs it most, is a bar where he can get a beer. — Annia Ciezadlo

in there," and the first guy says, "Watch." In he goes and orders a beer. "Sorry, you can't bring your dog in here," says the bartender. — Various

A girl can't feel like a lady with a bottle of beer before her. — Maureen Daly

Our midnight feasts aren't so much 'lashings of ginger beer' as 'whatever booze we can smuggle in'. — Cat Clarke

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town. — Jeff Foxworthy

Things don't make me nearly as happy as talking and having a beer with my friends. And that's something everyone can do. — Drew Carey

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car. — Jeff Foxworthy

Uh oh, it's beer o'clock, I think I'm sober.
How about we think this over, over a can of King Cobra? — Daniel Dumile

You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish. — Grant Wood

I can drink on the job if I want to. I can go on stage with a beer and it's OK. I can say whatever I want. It's a great job to have. — Rodney Carrington

I can tell you I've crunched the numbers time and time again; it is always more fun to have eight people with one beer than one man with eight beers. — Nick Offerman

Cover a war in a place where you can't drink beer or talk to a woman? Hell no! — Hunter S. Thompson

Women. Can't live with 'em, pass the beer nuts. — George Wendt

You can't really indulge in anything when you're wearing a unitard. No bread, no beer, no anything delicious. — Tom Lenk

Christ, Richie thinks, opening a fresh beer for himself. it isn't bad enough It can be any damn monster It wants to be, and — Stephen King

I want to be able to depict in music a glass of beer so accurately that every listener can tell whether it is a Pilsner or a Kulmbacher. — Richard Strauss

Losing it in the backseat with a can of beer and a blunt, virginity is of no value. I never celebrated my time before chocolate either. — Komrade Komura

I usually need a can of beer to prime me. — Norman Mailer

Let me finish my beer." (Stark)
"Of course. The end of the world can wait.(Kasabian) — Richard Kadrey

How can it not be bothering you though?" she asked.
"Beer, whiskey, and an invisible wall," I lied. — Alyse M. Gardner

In Catholicism, the pint, the pipe and the Cross can all fit together. — Gilbert K. Chesterton

I believe in things I can count on, like beer and ESPN and my grandmother's pecan pie. — Justin Timberlake

A Republican is a man who wants you to go t'church every Sunday. A Democrat says if a man wants to have a glass of beer, he can have it. — Karen Abbott

They can have my beer when they pry it out of my cold, dead hand. — Ben Schwalb

I keep telling you, nobody wants legs like a stick insect. They want a bottom they can park in a bike in and balance a pint of beer on. — Helen Fielding

Dodger grabbed the tiny coin. "Can read "beer", "gin" and "ale". No sense in filling your head with stuff you don't need, that's what I always say. — Terry Pratchett

Can I have another beer? It's amazing, it doesn't feem to have any essect on me, no matter how much I dnirk. Helps me think clearerer. — Terry Pratchett

No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer. — John Churchill, 1st Duke Of Marlborough

Beer does not make itself properly by itself. It takes an element of mystery and of things that no one can understand. — Fritz Maytag

In a study, scientists report that drinking beer can be good for the liver. I'm sorry, did I say 'scientists'? I meant Irish people. — Tina Fey

I can't afford no liquor, all I can buy is beer and wine. — B.B. King

How'd you like to gaze at a beer can throughout eternity? It might not be so bad. There'd be nothing to fear. — Philip K. Dick

Listen up, you couch potatoes: each recycled beer can saves enough electricity to run a television for three hours. — Denis Hayes

If you can make it down to the pub, the pub will make it up to you. — Benny Bellamacina

just another empty beer can in the trashpile of life — Dennis Morgan