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Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Mark Forsyth: A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing

A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich. — Mark Forsyth

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: I hold that while man exists, it is

I hold that while man exists, it is his duty to improve not only his own condition, but to assist in ameliorating mankind. — Abraham Lincoln

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Robin Gibb: I visit English country churchyards where historical figures

I visit English country churchyards where historical figures are buried. — Robin Gibb

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Don Meyer: You build your program from the ideas of

You build your program from the ideas of great coaches. — Don Meyer

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Bob Seger: He wants his home and security, he wants

He wants his home and security, he wants to live like a sailor at sea. — Bob Seger

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: But that's why you pay for insurance, right?

But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you. — Jonathan Tropper

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Graham Chapman: We come from nothing, we are going back

We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing! — Graham Chapman

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Bobcat Goldthwait: If you ever see me getting beaten by

If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me. — Bobcat Goldthwait

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Lawrence Taylor: Steroids are for guys who want to cheat

Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents. — Lawrence Taylor

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Daniel Tosh: You are a sick freak who should be

You are a sick freak who should be beaten. — Daniel Tosh

Beaten Up Funny Quotes By Christopher Paolini: It s funny to see a hatchling like

It s funny to see a hatchling like you beaten by the old one. — Christopher Paolini