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A ham sandwich is better than nothing. Nothing is better than eternal happiness. So eternal happiness is beaten by a ham sandwich.
— Mark Forsyth
I hold that while man exists, it is his duty to improve not only his own condition, but to assist in ameliorating mankind.
— Abraham Lincoln
But that's why you pay for insurance, right? If you never file a claim, then they've beaten you.
— Jonathan Tropper
We come from nothing, we are going back to nothing-In the end what have we lost? Nothing!
— Graham Chapman
If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the video camera and come help me.
— Bobcat Goldthwait
Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents.
— Lawrence Taylor
You are a sick freak who should be beaten.
— Daniel Tosh
It s funny to see a hatchling like you beaten by the old one.
— Christopher Paolini