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Beard Shave Quotes By George Ong: Pride is like a beard. It is just

Pride is like a beard. It is just keeps growing; the solution?- Shave it every day. — George Ong

Beard Shave Quotes By Paul Auster: The joke is the purest, most essential form

The joke is the purest, most essential form of storytelling. Every word has to count. — Paul Auster

Beard Shave Quotes By Robert Pollok: That bitter word, which closed all earthly friendships

That bitter word, which closed all earthly friendships and finished every feast of love farewell! — Robert Pollok

Beard Shave Quotes By Penny Reid: No. I grew a beard because no one

No. I grew a beard because no one was around to teach us boys how to shave." . — Penny Reid

Beard Shave Quotes By Robert Burns: And there begins a lang digression about the

And there begins a lang digression about the lords o' the creation. — Robert Burns

Beard Shave Quotes By Kody Keplinger: Shave that Moses beard and you might have

Shave that Moses beard and you might have better luck. Women don't want to kiss carpet, you know. — Kody Keplinger

Beard Shave Quotes By Bob Blue: You can't grow a beard if you shave

You can't grow a beard if you shave — Bob Blue

Beard Shave Quotes By Dylan Moran: I think you should, yeah. You should wash

I think you should, yeah. You should wash your beard, then shave it off, nail it to a Frisbee and fling it over a rainbow. — Dylan Moran

Beard Shave Quotes By Jeff Foxworthy: If most people wanted to be incognito, they

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off. — Jeff Foxworthy

Beard Shave Quotes By Maeve Binchy: Nobody is ordinary if you know where to

Nobody is ordinary if you know where to look. — Maeve Binchy

Beard Shave Quotes By John Ruskin: It takes a great deal of living to

It takes a great deal of living to get a little deal of learning. — John Ruskin

Beard Shave Quotes By Simon Cowell: Shave off your beard and wear a dress.

Shave off your beard and wear a dress. You would be a great female impersonator. — Simon Cowell

Beard Shave Quotes By Omar Epps: I've never taken myself too seriously.

I've never taken myself too seriously. — Omar Epps

Beard Shave Quotes By John Krasinski: 'The Office' is not one of those things

'The Office' is not one of those things you move away from. I don't want it to go away. — John Krasinski

Beard Shave Quotes By Banky W.: I shave my head & shape my beard

I shave my head & shape my beard myself — Banky W.

Beard Shave Quotes By Neal Stephenson: To shave off the beard (or any body

To shave off the beard (or any body hair) is to symbolically annihilate the (essentially specious) boundary separating Self from Other — Neal Stephenson

Beard Shave Quotes By Grace Anne Stevens: Have you chosen to stand up and dance

Have you chosen to stand up and dance to the song in your heart? — Grace Anne Stevens

Beard Shave Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: I just could just shave my beard, and

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster. — Zach Galifianakis

Beard Shave Quotes By Christopher McDougall: We do not stop running because we get

We do not stop running because we get old, we get old because we stop running — Christopher McDougall

Beard Shave Quotes By Jerry Bruckheimer: Yeah sure, I'd love to have all my

Yeah sure, I'd love to have all my movies on DVD. — Jerry Bruckheimer