Battery Funny Quotes
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Battery Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I got a smoke alarm at home, but really it's more like a 9-volt-battery-slowly-drainer.
— Mitch Hedberg
Nobody has a money problem - there are only idea problems.
— Robert H. Schuller
Dogs and humans are symbiotic species. We need each other.
— Cynthia Heimel
When I'm working on a novel, I generally do write every day, but in between those marathons, I take breaks. My brain needs time to recharge.
— Marie Brennan
I don't think I'm too mean to celebrities. I poke fun, but I think in the end, they always win.
— Shane Dawson
Why do you think that 1 percent of the population earns around 96 percent of all the money that's being earned?
— Rhonda Byrne
He'd have to turn on his high-voltage charm with these people. Should work. They were only used to 12V battery power after all-he'd dazzle them.
— Josephine Myles