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There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful. — Ambrose Bierce

The best thing that ever happened to me shows up in coveralls and a pair of Chucks when I least expect it. I'll do whatever it takes to keep her. — J.B. Salsbury

Our heart is the door to allowing Existence to guide us. — Swami Dhyan Giten

I always wanted to be a writer. — John Searles

Swimming was the last thing I wanted to do. Drowning him? Maybe. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Give me away?" "Yes. Um. Sort of like, one free wizard with every concubine sold? Um." "I don't see what vegetables have got to do with it." Conina — Terry Pratchett

I proved to my own satisfaction that I am madder than I think. — Craig Ferguson

You can tell whether a man is clever by his answers. You can tell whether a man is wise by his questions. — Naguib Mahfouz

Better passion and death than any more of these'isms'. No more of the old purpose done up in aspic. Better passion and death. — Jennifer Lawrence

If they succeed, you will not be packed off to some idyllic farm, where you can write bad poetry, we will both be executed. — A.H. Septimius

What might happen if we could somehow reorient ourselves toward our more loving, bonobo side rather than our inner mad chimpanzee? — Susan Block

We will kill bin Laden. We will crush al Qaeda. That has to be our biggest national security priority. — Barack Obama

you'd like to know when I publish a new book, visit my website to sign up for my new release email — S.M. Reine