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I have an Alka-Seltzer bat. You know-plop, plop, fizz, fizz, when the pitcher sees me walking up there he says, 'Oh, what a relief it is'. — Andy Van Slyke

They all said the way to a man's heart was through his asshole. — Edmund White

He bats like a lightning rod. — W.P. Kinsella

Motivation is just this potion to create stuff, a compulsion to express the truth of my own experiences in this life. — Juliana Hatfield

You can't control the opposition, but you can control how you play, your energy level, your intensity on the ice. That's what we're going to do. — Alain Vigneault

I don't understand the actor that chooses to play the same role in everything all the time. — Guy Pearce

You have to be nice to everybody, and then people want you to succeed. — Elle King

Italy is not a country for beginners. — Tim Parks

Everyone has an enemy. It's why God gave us baseball bats. Well, He gave us trees, but we knew what He meant. — Christopher Titus

You'll never go wrong when you work with someone smarter than you. — Tibor Kalman

I have been metal all my life, only I did not know about it. The people in this album (Charlemagne) and I, share the same values. — Christopher Lee

I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats. (On the KKK) — Woody Allen

Pro-rated at 500 at-bats a year that means that for two years out of the fourteen I played, I never even touched the ball. — Norm Cash

If we hold on together
I know our dreams will never die
Dreams see us through to forever
Where clouds roll by
For you and I — Diana Ross

Words can be like baseball bats when used maliciously. — Sydney Madwed

If you are a Christian, especially if you are unhappy or frustrated, remind yourself frequently of the purple wedge in which you live. — Van Harden

A brilliant idea without action is like Mark McGwire playing baseball without a bat. — Jack Canfield

When you flop, that's just another message that you don't know how to play me. Stand up and take your medicine like a man. — Shaquille O'Neal

There are more people killed with baseball bats and hammers than are killed with guns. — Paul Broun

Inspire others to make Youtube videos — Brian Hollins

I'd get me a bunch of bats and balls and sneak me a couple of umpires and learn them kids behind the Iron Curtain how to tote a bat and play baseball. — Dizzy Dean

Wizardry aside, it's tough to beat a gun for discouraging men with baseball bats. — Jim Butcher

I hope that one day, my life will be different and richer, too, but from this vantage point, sitting here in this little room, it's so hard to know — Sara Shepard

Fighting for ourselves means manufacturing our own weapons of self-defense. — Mike Huckabee

A boss who interrupts an employee a lot is called an extrovert, whereas an employee who interrupts a boss too often is called an ex-employee. — John Ortberg

Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. — Joel Osteen

The hardest thing to do in baseball is to hit a round baseball with a round bat, squarely. — Ted Williams