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Of men who have a sense of honor, more come through alive than are slain, but from those who flee comes neither glory nor any help. — Homer

It's going to be legen ... wait for it ... and I hope you're not lactose-intolerant cause the second half of that word is ... dairy! — Barney Stinson

When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. — Barney Stinson

You know what Marshall needs to do. He needs to stop being sad. When I get sad, I stop being sad, and be awesome instead. True story. — Barney Stinson

Believe it or not, I was not always as awesome as I am today — Barney Stinson

Dude.. where's your suit? Just once, when I say "suit up" I wish you'd put on a suit. — Barney Stinson

Sometimes it's hard to face your own ... life. — Jon Stewart

I'm trying to keep the face of my opponent more or less not damaged but eventually to execute the plan and knock him out. — Wladimir Klitschko

So she doesn't call desertion, poverty, and hard work troubles? She's a brave little girl, and I shall be proud to know her. — Louisa May Alcott

I feel I am a players' coach. The only thing that means is I care about my players more than anything. — Rex Ryan

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. — Barney Stinson

Article 2: A Bro is always entitled to do something stupid, as long as the rest of his Bros are all doing it. — Barney Stinson

Perhaps there's given up being magic because people didn't believe in it any more. — E. Nesbit

Destiny strips at the Melon Patch. They're people Ted, try to keep 'em straight. — Barney Stinson

I pride myself in being able to straddle demographics, and if that was said as Barney Stinson, it would mean a little different thing. — Neil Patrick Harris

To me, political office should be like jury duty. You should just get a notice in mail one day and be like, I'm Secretary of State next month! — Wanda Sykes

Cirque du Freak' is the best vampire series ever. — Darren Shan

There are no short cuts. If you want to do something special, there's a serious price to pay. There's no way around it. — Tom Thibodeau

Chances are the movements of the euro as against the dollar will be relatively moderate. — Robert C. Solomon

You're barely older than me.'

'Than I,' he corrected me with a little smile. — H.P. Mallory