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If I was a gold-digger, I would have a lot of money in my bank account. I'd be worth millions and millions. — Heather Mills

Finishing a book has massive implications for the writer, an empty head and an empty bank account springs to mind. — Ken Scott

When someone asks me, 'What do you do?' under my breath I want to say, 'Ask my f
king bank account what I do,' — Kim Kardashian

Master the web and you will master your universe - and your (on-line) bank account. — Jeffrey Gitomer

Let your name be worth more than your bank account — Ray Lewis

A poem in the heart is worth
more than a million dollars
in the bank account. — Sanober Khan

If you get to my age in life and nobody thinks well of you, I don't care how big your bank account is, your life is a disaster. — Warren Buffett

Each moment spent in prayer is like a coin put into a bank account — Doreen Virtue

No one cares about their reputation or their bank account when they find themselves in the shadow of death. — Edward T. Welch

You've got to exercise. Your health account, your bank account, they're the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take out. — Jack LaLanne

A healthy body is better than a healthy bank account. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Divorce is just about change, you know. It's God saying, You need a change. And I'm going to make it so your bank account only has change. — Christopher Titus

You should be concerned about the state of your soul, not the state of your bank account. — Jennifer Weiner

I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name. — Paula Poundstone

Oh, and you're not on our bank account yet, so he probably left you a few checks signed." "He left signed checks?" she asked, a little horrified. — Jill Shalvis

In your 20s, you're checking your bank account to make sure you're not broke. In your 30s, you're looking at yourself and realizing you're broken. — Paul Rust

Happiness requires three things, a good bank account, a good cook, and good digestion. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Twenty-three cents may not sound like a lot to someone with a Swiss bank account. — Lilly Ledbetter

No man can add one dollar to his bank account by worrying. — Vash Young

This has serveral consequences, starting with screwing over most cryptography algorithms
translation: all your bank account are belong to us
— Charles Stross

My mother opened a bank account for me when I made $60 on my first day of work as an extra. She's that kind of mother. — Laura Dern

Life is a bank account, there are no withdrawals without first putting something in. — Ray Torres

I'm guilty of going to a fitting, then going out to buy the same outfit. It's been a problem for my bank account! — Blake Lively

So Jude was still Jude, I was still me, and we were still us. About the only thing that had changed was our bank account, just like he'd promised. — Nicole Williams

I'm a virgin, Ariel," I whispered conspiratorially. "Sealed up like a Swiss bank account. — Shelly Crane

You can't read good-night stories to your bank account, or brush its hair, or teach it how to ride a bike for the first time. — Marko Kloos

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. — Phyllis Diller

Once you deposit that money in your checking account, it becomes the bank's money and you're just another one of their creditors. — Kenneth Eade

The real metric of success isn't the size of your bank account. It's the number of lives in whom you might be able to make a positive difference. — Naveen Jain

There comes a point where it doesn't matter how many zeroes are at the end of your bank account. — Chris Martin

I have opened up an account With God's Heart-Bank. Therefore, I see nowhere The battering waves of poverty-thoughts. — Sri Chinmoy

I wasn't ever interested in marrying someone else's career or bank account. — Kathie Lee Gifford

When you follow your heart instead of worrying about how to fatten your bank account, you can attract more ways to do both. — Daylle Deanna Schwartz

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ... — Hiroko Sakai

Bank account statement just look like I'm ready for early retirement — Drake

You look at your bank account, and you see the currency of love and happiness is more important than the currency of money. — Richie Sambora

Your future will be determined not by your education or bank account, but by your optimism and attitude. — Debasish Mridha

Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name — Woody Allen

Everyday is a bank account, and time is our currency. No one is rich, no one is poor, we've got 24 hours each. — Christopher Rice

Your soul account is more important than your bank account. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Being fashionable does not mean you have to drain your bank account. — Brad Goreski

Swis bank & banks like this must be done away with to put an end to plundering of poor nations. the account holders should be hanged. — David Self

To have an empty head is worse than to have an empty bank account. — Matshona Dhliwayo

You know, you cut taxes for the rich sometimes and it sits in a bank account. You cut taxes for the middle class, they will spend the money. — Andrew Cuomo

The key to happiness doesn't lay in numbers in a bank account but in the way we make others feel. — Joe Rogan

Make it a priority to have at least eight months of living costs set aside in a federally insured bank or credit union account. — Suze Orman

American families cannot compete with billionaires. Our involvement in government should not be dependent on our bank account balances — Harry Reid

Money isn't enough. Happiness takes more than a padded bank account. — Diana Palmer

How can you be of service to something other than your own ego and bank account, in a business that's inherently narcissistic? — Billy Porter

Happiness is a good bank account, a good cook, and a good digestion. — Jean-Jacques Rousseau

Anywhere is home to the man with a fat bank account - the cops leave him alone. — Robert A. Heinlein

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. — Dan Rather

Success is not how many zeroes your bank account has. It's about making the most of the life you have. — Suze Orman

But the meaning of life is not ... explained by one's business life, nor is the deep desire of the human heart answered by a bank account. — Carl Jung

Everyday I awake with good health, I credit my bank account with a billion dollar, 'hidden deposit'. Conceptually, the minimum I would pay for it. — Garry Fitchett

The banks have accounts with the Fed, much the same way that you have an account in a commercial bank. — Ben Bernanke

If a person lies to you about what's in their bank account, they'll lie to you about other things as well. — Christie Brinkley

Just because my bank account hasn't swelled astronomically I don't consider myself any less of a success. — Lydia Lunch

If you ask around, it's pretty easy to find someone who has a bank account overdraft horror story to tell. — Carolyn Maloney

Respectability, n. The offspring of a liaison between a bald head and a bank account. — Ambrose Bierce

You and I have never shared a bank account or a child or a bed. But you are my wife. — Tawni O'Dell

Measure your life not by the dimension of your bank account but by the expansion of your kindness and love. — Debasish Mridha

If you help someones bank account rise
But you can't help their heart feel ...
Really, what is your value? — Nikki Rowe

It had given him a charge of entitlement and invincibility he would draw upon through life, like a limitless bank account.) — Joyce Carol Oates

Your diet is a bank account. Good food choices are good investments. — Bethenny Frankel

My weight is a bit like the state of my bank account; if I don't check the balance I can't get upset. — Ruth Saberton

You should have told me earlier. It was an expensive lesson," I said. "It drained my emotional bank account. — Alex Brunkhorst

Bad timekeeping will suck the life out of your bank account. — Colin Myles

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. — Irwin Corey

If I had a dollar for every time I smiled secretly having you in my mind I think my bank account would show up millions. — Melville Elijah Stone

To have a rich mind is better than to have a rich bank account. — Matshona Dhliwayo

I believe everyone who breathes air on this earth, regardless of their job or their bank account, must give back more than just carbon dioxide. — Kelly Cutrone

My imagination is as rich as my bank account is empty. — Dean Koontz

Hold yourself on your own. A man's job in a romantic dynamic is not to be your butler, bank account or your father. — Amy Chan

A full mind is more valuable than a full bank account. — Matshona Dhliwayo

You should not measure your worth by how much money you have in your bank account — Justice Clement

I'm letting no man handle my bank account. — Hattie McDaniel

If there's not enough money in the bank account, you don't spend it. — Charles Schwab

Inspiration is an empty bank account. — Mickey Spillane

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken. — Dorothy Parker

BUSINESS and LIFE are like a bank account-you can't take out more than you put in. — William Feather

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers! — Marilyn Monroe

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account.
-Sinead Starling — Gordon Korman

Vegetables deplete soil. They're extractive. If soil has a bank account, vegetables make the largest withdrawals. — Dan Barber