Bald Men Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Bald Men

Bald Men Quotes & Sayings

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I've seen the future! It's a bald-headed man from New York! — Albert Brooks

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them. — Emo Philips

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge. — Christine Lavin

You have to understand who your customer is and her motivations and marry it to what's happening in the outside world. — Mindy Grossman

I think men are allowed to be fat and bald and ugly and women aren't. And it's just not - there is no equality there. — Connie Chung

Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage. — Jimmy Breslin

For the average home-user, anti-virus software is a must. — Kevin Mitnick

You let your motivation shine, and other people are attracted to your passion and commitment. — Lodro Rinzler

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach. — Dolly Parton

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? — George Carlin

Situations can change; people can change. Be the first to seek to bring good. Do not grow accustomed to evil, but defeat it with good. — Pope Francis

The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb. — Jorge Luis Borges

Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps. — Rita Rudner

God looked through eternity past and He saw you and He chose to reach out and redeem you by His own grace. It's hard to imagine that kind of love. — James MacDonald

Wearing a hat implies that you are bald if you are a man and that your hair is dirty if you are a woman. — P. J. O'Rourke

That came out of one of the men's pockets, didn't it?" "Bald and Stubby, yeah." "Nice of you to create such respectful names for the corpses, — Lindsay Buroker

Hopes dance best on bald men's hair — E. E. Cummings

I hate to think of the day when nobody remembers me as an actor and I can't get good tables in restaurants. — Paul Henreid

Young people think that nothing bad will ever happen to them. — Loni Anderson

Since the dawn of recorded music, every generation has felt shocked by the musical tastes of the next. — Dan Hill

If someone has been escaping reality, I don't expect him to dig my music. — Charles Mingus

You can trust my word," Everet said. "No one will raise a hand to punish you while you belong to me. Not me, not anyone else. — Kim Dare

Do not act incautiously when confronting a little bald wrinkly smiling man! — Terry Pratchett

I like to audition for good projects because if it's a good project, it's an opportunity to get in front of a casting director. — Krysten Ritter

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair. — Martial

The Republic's most wanted criminal is just a boy, sitting before me, suddenly vulnerable, laying all his weaknesses out for me to see. — Marie Lu

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald". — Rita Rudner