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Balance Sheet Funny Quotes By John Heywood: A man may well bring a horse to

A man may well bring a horse to water but he cannot make him drink. — John Heywood

Balance Sheet Funny Quotes By Andrew Tobias: Now listen. You can't fool all the people

Now listen. You can't fool all the people all the time
but I want you to try. — Andrew Tobias

Balance Sheet Funny Quotes By Elie Wiesel: What I don't like today is, to put

What I don't like today is, to put it coarsely, the phony Hasidism, the phony mysticism. Many students say, "Teach me mysticism." It's a joke. — Elie Wiesel

Balance Sheet Funny Quotes By Johnny Carson: Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric.

Find me any performer anywhere who isn't egocentric. You'd better believe you're good, or you've got no business being out there. — Johnny Carson

Balance Sheet Funny Quotes By J.K. Rowling: I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A.

I've never stunned anyone except in our D.A. lessons," said Luna, sounding mildly interested. "That was noisier than I thought it would be. — J.K. Rowling

Balance Sheet Funny Quotes By Veronica Roth: They don't want people to listen, they want

They don't want people to listen, they want people to agree," I reply. "And you shouldn't bully people into agreeing with you. — Veronica Roth

Balance Sheet Funny Quotes By Emil Zatopek: It is not necessary to smile and make

It is not necessary to smile and make a wonderful impression on the judges. — Emil Zatopek

Balance Sheet Funny Quotes By Salman Rushdie: Something was badly amiss with the spiritual life

Something was badly amiss with the spiritual life of the planet ... Too many demons inside people claiming to believe in God. — Salman Rushdie

Balance Sheet Funny Quotes By Hoodie Allen: I'm treating every day as a special one

I'm treating every day as a special one and trying to live in the moment. — Hoodie Allen