Bagels Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Bagels

Bagels Quotes & Sayings

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We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel — Nicki Minaj

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good
bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?' — Emo Philips

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. — Sara Sheridan

I've liked being Jewish in America - there's a secular version of Jewishness there that's more about bagels and jokes than going to synagogues. — Beeban Kidron

When you have cat stealers over for tea, you clean the house, buy bagels and cream cheese, and try to figure out how to trap your guests in a lie. — Caroline Paul

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels. — Chelsea Handler

Work ... has always been my favorite form of recreation. — Anna Howard Shaw

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork. — Al Yankovic

Daddy, how come in Kansas City the bagels taste like just round bread? — Calvin Trillin

In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning. — Shepard Smith

I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger! — Jillian Michaels

I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them. — Daniel Pinkwater

I tried being anorexic for four hours, and then I was like, I need some bagels. — Kat Dennings

I love how you can look different, and it changes your mood. — Rita Ora

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning. — Shaquille O'Neal

The written word offered subversive possibilities in a dictatorship, offered some hope of freedom. — Anjan Sundaram

One of the gifts our planet gave us is to love completely. Without jealousy or insecurity or fear. Without pettiness. Without anger. — Pittacus Lore

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Hopeless emptiness. Now you've said it. Plenty of people are onto the emptiness, but it takes real guts to see the hopelessness. — Richard Yates

The dictatorship is shut up, democracy is always concerned. — Woody Allen

Even the most kindest person in the world, can be the most cruelest person. — PureDragonWolf

Women like jewelry. They're like racoons: show them some shiny stuff and they'll follow you home. — Alonzo Bodden

The ultimate Path is without difficulty. Just avoid picking and choosing. — Sengcan

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do — Jade Puget

You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt — Laurell K. Hamilton

Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea? A: Because if they lived near the bay, they'd be called bagels. — Alex Watts

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls! — Fanny Brice