Bad Wife Quotes: top 36 famous quotes about Bad Wife

Bad Wife Quotes & Sayings

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Whenever the wife wants to do drugs, she thinks about Sartre. One bad trip and then a giant lobster followed him around for the rest of his days. — Jenny Offill

Is it not so that a son what is bad to his mother is bad to his wife? — Betty Smith

She's a parasite I can't seem to get rid of. Like a bad case of financial diarrhea. — Dee Burks

A man cannot possess anything that is better than a good wife, or anything that is worse than a bad one. — Simonides Of Ceos

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield

A man never has good luck who has a bad wife. — Henry Ward Beecher

Bad husbands will make bad wives. — William Makepeace Thackeray

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny. — Ray Romano

By all implies marry if you get a great wife/husband, you are going to be pleased. If you get a bad a single, you are going to become a philosopher. — Socrates

Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again. — Gillian Flynn

Since all the maids are good and lovable, from whence come the bad wives? — Charles Lamb

I have always maintained that a man can be as good or bad depending upon his life-partner. — Bunny Reuben

For a man can win nothing better than a good wife, and nothing more painful than a bad one. — Hesiod

One year was so bad for me and my wife that we were going to have to sell our house until Elaine decided to change career and earn some money. — Peter Capaldi

My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. — Rodney Dangerfield

I want my wife and children to travel always with me and share good things and bad things. That's what the family is for. — Marcello Giordani

There's quite a lot of bad stuff written about me. My wife even says a lot of bad stuff about me. But she is wonderful. — Michael Caine

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. — Socrates

All means marry. If you get a good wife, you will become happy. If you get a bad one, you will become a philosopher. — Preeti Shenoy

The unhappiness of a wife with a good husband is much more devastating than the unhappiness of a wife with a bad husband. — D.H. Lawrence

Literature is a splendid mistress, but a bad wife. — Rudyard Kipling

We all men want a bad girl friend, but a good wife. — M.F. Moonzajer

I like it in Manchester. I thought it was going to be much colder, but it is not too bad. And my wife and son are happy here, too. — Sergio Aguero

One thing my wife says is bad about me, is that I still care too much. — Aaron Spelling

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife. — Halle Berry

When people meet my wife they think better of me. They say: "With a wife like that, he can't be as bad as we thought". — Robert Menzies

Wife credit is like a piece of fish. As soon as you get it, it starts to go bad. — King Of Queens

It's bad enough my men wonder why I must kidnap my own wife to hold a conversation with her. — Jessica Dotta

In India a farmhand was caught in the act with his cow. He said he had bad eyesight and thought it was his wife. — Spike Milligan

My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno

Of earth's goods, the best is a good wife; a bad, the bitterest curse of human life. — Simonides Of Ceos

I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. The third gave me more children! — Donald Trump

For a man wins nothing better than a good wife, and then again nothing deadlier than a bad one. — Hesiod

The weather's cold. My club's bad. My knee hurts. I can't putt no more. I'm off my diet. My wife is nagging me. Other than that, everything's great. — Don Zimmer

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. — Bob Monkhouse

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen