Bad Mom Quotes: top 29 famous quotes about Bad Mom

Bad Mom Quotes & Sayings

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When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious. — Richelle E. Goodrich

I'm sorry. I am just your typical suburban mom that watches Sons of Anarchy, and I think I am all bad ass. I will shut up. — S.E. Leonard

People always ask my mom what I did as a kid. My mom says, "He wasn't a bad kid. He was never an unruly kid, always listened and obeyed." — Larry The Cable Guy

I'm a mom - I'm lucky if I get to shower in the morning. Luckily, nail polish stays on my toes. I've been so bad on the upkeep, though. — Idina Menzel

To my mom, powdered iced tea is almost as bad as the possibility of being left behind in the wake of the rapture. "You — Julie Murphy

It's funny reading about how I behaved in the days before memories formed. So thanks for that input, Mom and Dad - wasn't so bad after all. — Connor Franta

My mom always puts a grapefruit in my stocking. I like grapefruit, but why put it in a stocking like it's a gift? It's almost as bad as coal. — Skylar Grey

I hoped I wasn't blushing. It was bad enough I had to depend on my mom to drive me to my battles. — Rick Riordan

though waiting for someone to make a move. "I — Shayla Black

I'm a really bad liar. My mom finds out every time, especially now that she's got Facebook. — Pixie Lott

My mother was good at that, making people feel normal. Safe. Like as long as she was there, nothing truly bad could happen. — Jenny Han

And I didn't tell mom what happened. She'd already warned me that bad things could hide in the most unlikely places. — Lorraine Zago Rosenthal

I hate being the heartbreaker. Hate it. If I date somebody and it doesn't work out, it's another nightmare for me. — John Mayer

Why did I have to be a good boy just because I had a bad-boy brother? I hated the way my mom and dad did family math. — Benjamin Alire Saenz

Prayers and wishes should always be good, but we all think bad thoughts when our feelings get hurt. It's human, V." -Mom — Brenda Woods

Contrary to what you might think, my mom is not an entirely punctual person, so I might have gotten some bad — Anonymous

My mom is very proud of introducing music to all her kids. But I played in some bad rock bands my junior and senior years of high school. — Miles Teller

What well-bred woman would refuse her heart to a man who had just saved her life? Not one; and gratitude is a short cut which speedily leads to love. — Theophile Gautier

It has been a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day. My mom says some days are like that. — Judith Viorst

Death can't be so bad if mom went through it. It makes it easier for the child to follow. — Danny Aiello

Make good stuff, then make it easy for people to buy it. There's your anti-piracy plan. — Jonathan Coulton

I work too hard, I'd be a really bad mom, unfortunately. I can't even keep a plant! — Maria Ressa

I basically became a cheerleader because I had a very strict mom. That was my way of being a bad girl. — Sandra Bullock

If everyone took his pen and wrote just anything that came on his mind, we would greatly help researchers to understand how our minds work — Bangambiki Habyarimana

My mom says crying is just your body expelling all the bad stuff. Like a sneeze. Like your soul sneezing. — Jeff Garvin

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus. — Ogden Nash

I hate getting yelled at, that'll get you on my bad side. My mom never yelled at me. She just told us what needed to be done and we did it. — Edgerrin James

I like bad boys, and I like to take them home to my mom. — Priyanka Chopra

I make a bad mom, but I can pull off a crazy aunt. — Ilona Andrews