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Bacon Is Life Quotes By Dannika Dark: There are few things in life that are

There are few things in life that are worth waking up to: sex, the dark spices of freshly brewed coffee and bacon. — Dannika Dark

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Varsha Bajaj: My life is a plate of perfectly edible

My life is a plate of perfectly edible but ordinary scrambled eggs. I want them savory, creamy, cheesy and maybe with bacon on the side. — Varsha Bajaj

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Madeline Sheehan: Damn if that man didn't look as good

Damn if that man didn't look as good as a double bacon cheeseburger, after a week spent camping with my vegan friends. Fuck my life. — Madeline Sheehan

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Deb Caletti: Right there - the hope of bacon is

Right there - the hope of bacon is a reason to love life. — Deb Caletti

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Julia Quinn: Everything was better with bacon. Life was better

Everything was better with bacon. Life was better with bacon. Elizabeth — Julia Quinn

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Suzanne Johnson: I was unsure about many things in my

I was unsure about many things in my life, but I was fairly certain God did not intend bacon to be made from a plant. — Suzanne Johnson

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Nick Offerman: The world is split into two halves: the

The world is split into two halves: the bacon, and the bacon eaters. — Nick Offerman

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Doug Larson: Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon. — Doug Larson

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Gail Carriger: As with most things in life, Lady Maccon

As with most things in life, Lady Maccon preferred the civilized exterior to the dark underbelly (with the exception of pork products, of course.) — Gail Carriger

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Debora Geary: For the rest of her life, hope was

For the rest of her life, hope was going to smell a little bit like bacon. — Debora Geary

Bacon Is Life Quotes By James M. Barrie: I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the

I know not, sir, whether Bacon wrote the works of Shakespeare, but if he did not, it seems to me that he missed the opportunity of his life. — James M. Barrie

Bacon Is Life Quotes By George Takei: Life is too short not to order the

Life is too short not to order the bacon dessert. — George Takei

Bacon Is Life Quotes By Anna Lee: When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats

When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee