Babysitter Quotes: top 40 famous quotes about Babysitter

Babysitter Quotes & Sayings

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TV is the best babysitter. — John Goodman

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. — Trey Parker

Dan inched closer. "Are her eyelids moving?"
Jonah was on his feet now, cheerleading. "Get up, babysitter! Up! Up! — Gordon Korman

Mom just got you a babysitter! She had to pay her a ton to stay. — Renee Carter

The biggest thing is not to lose your confidence and realize you've got to work through those mistakes to yourself a chance to improve. — Joey Harrington

forward to feeling — Julie Klassen

I'm not a babysitter. — Adam Lambert

Listen, I would never judge someone who screwed their babysitter for years or knocked up their secretary, so don't ask me to. — Pat Martin

Forget not bees in winter, though they sleep. — Vita Sackville-West

I have a lot of nieces and nephews. I was always around kids. I was like the family babysitter because I was the only one that wasn't married. — Doreen Cronin

Leaving us with Eric is like hiring a babysitter who spends his time sharpening knives. — Veronica Roth

I'm running my mouth a lot and I'm looking for a guy to shut me up. If you don't shut me up, I'm going to keep running my mouth. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

I don't need a babysitter."
"That's good, because no babysitter alive should have the thoughts I have about you. — Darynda Jones

Bribes and boy bands. That's all you need to be a babysitter. — Mindy Kaling

A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it. — Alfred Hitchcock

I would rather be a babysitter than a nursemaid — Ivana Trump

clean, efficient, rational, and predictable government is a competitive advantage.26 — Graham Allison

Rock 'n' roll is a terrible babysitter, baby. — Caitlin Moran

My mouth is a womb. My teeth are my children. My tongue is their babysitter. — Enya

Comfort is the enemy of achievement. — Farrah Gray

Benadryl - the seven-dollar babysitter. — Christopher Titus

The most important thing is to know that you can do it. — Robert G. Allen

Africa is like a child that immediately cries for its babysitter when something goes wrong. Africa should stand on its own two feet. — James Shikwati

You never realize how tacky your furniture is till you try to give it to the Salvation Army and they won't take it. — Mignon McLaughlin

I have a six-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter, so I write when they are at school and pre-school, or when I have a babysitter. — Liane Moriarty

Mommy forgot to warn the new babysitter about the basement. — Kelley Armstrong

Vin Diesel had to hire a babysitter. — Vin Diesel

We live on this very small and fragile planet: a world in which there is poverty and injustice is never going to be a safe and secure world — Hilary Benn

If television's a babysitter, the Internet is a drunk librarian who won't shut up. — Dorothy Gambrell

Hello, inner child, I'm the inner babysitter! — Terry Pratchett

I never wanted a too die for house, or a too die for car. I always wanted a too die for life. — Jill Telford

I would never put a video in front of my kid. While I don't use videos as a babysitter, they have come in handy on the airplane. — Sheryl Crow

Our wisdom is no less at fortune's mercy than our wealth. — Francois De La Rochefoucauld

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin

God damn, do I have to be y'all's babysitter? — Brad McKinniss

I can't always be afraid and run away from everything. I have to face my fears, just like I'm doing today. — Emily Wang

spring From this — Kitty Kelley

Nothing survives that hasn't been lovingly scarred in the brain or dented by the human voice. — Rodney Jones

My earliest memory was raping the babysitter when I was 5 ... she was 15. — Eminem

they passed through the wide-open gates into the city whose parents had hired a prostitute as a babysitter and never come home. The — Nicholas Eames