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One of the first things Catholic school taught me is that babies were born sinners. You sucked before you took your first breath. — Lizz Winstead

Being famous hasn't made my life any easier. Every minute I'm dealing with the baby-sitters is one more minute I'm not training. — Hermann Maier

Baby, open your eyes and look around. We're all damned in one way or another. But damned is a far cry from dead. And you live like you are dead. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

There are many differences between a baby and an I-Pod. And one of the biggest is, no ones going to mug you for your baby. — Nick Hornby

Most of life's issues can simply be answered by posing this one question to yourself " Is it worth it--to me? — Heidi Thompson

One of my favorite eras is the '80s. I'm an '80s baby to the world, love everything about the '80s. — Deon Cole

Overpopulation has a ceiling: earth's total surface area divided by the dimensions of one economy seat. One more baby is born and hello cannibalism. — Walter Kirn

The government is like a baby's
alimentary canal, with a happy
appetite at one end and no
responsibility at the other. — Ronald Reagan

There is only one thing worse than a little baby who won't stop crying: it is a big baby who won't stop whining about it — Agona Apell

A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. — Ronald Knox

I am in a lot of pain. They say it is more pain than when you have a baby but I don't know as I have not had one. It is not possible. — Luiz Felipe Scolari

In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes. — Al Roker

It is only the first baby that takes up the whole of a woman's time.Five or six do not require nearly so much attention as one. — Jerome K. Jerome

I clutched its mate to my chest like a baby, though of course it was futile. What is one boot without the other boot? It is nothing. — Cheryl Strayed

When a baby is in the room with two women, and one is considered more beautiful than the other, the infant's eyes will go to the more beautiful one. — Susan Anton

Delicate in every way but one
God knows we like archaic kinds of fun
Chance is the only game I play with, baby
We let our battles choose us. — Lorde

Two people getting together to write a book is like three people getting together to have a baby. One of them is superfluous. — George Bernard Shaw

The one who is filled by virtue is like a newborn baby. — Laozi

The only one who likes change is a wet baby. " Mark Twain — Rod Aries

He is so mean, he won't let his little baby have more than one measle at a time. — Eugene Field

Once a baby is born, the parents have around one and a half decades to build his or her character and fill the mind with vigour and virtues. — Abhijit Naskar

I'm a fan of some horror. Some of the really corny b-horror movies I don't love so much, but 'Rosemary's Baby' is one of my favorite movies. — Megan M. Duffy

He asked us if we'd like to do it [deliver the baby] today. Today? You mean, this day? The day that is this one? — Heather B. Armstrong

It is a little ironic that one thing a babysitter should not do is sit on a baby. — Demetri Martin

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. — Harvey MacKay

Since taking are of one small baby is the hardest job on earth, I am constantly late, as I am today. — Sally Koslow

The Lord works in mysterious ways, all right. Wish a baby dead, get another one in return as punishment. This is my reckoning. — Amy Lukavics

I promise you Pagan that not one of those things is a match for me. So stop worrying. I'm Death, baby. Remember that. — Abbi Glines

One touch is worth ten thousand words. — Harold H. Bloomfield

Having a baby is one of the most wonderful things in your life, as well as the hardest thing in your life. — Nuno Bettencourt

One baby is a miracle. To be given two at once is a gift beyond words, — Jane Seymour

They fit so perfectly on her hip, but she always had to give them back to their mothers.
Not this baby. This one is mine. With David as dad. — Debra Anastasia

Baby, this is why we came here," Curt breathed into her mouth. "It's romantic." He turned her, one hand on her — Tim Lebbon

I've always been a huge fan of 'The Shining,' and 'Rosemary's Baby' is one of my favorite films of all time. — Mary Elizabeth Winstead

One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit! — Phyllis Diller

I want a baby of my very own one day, but it seems that my being male is a BIIIIT of a problem. — Yana Toboso

To me having a party is something like having a baby. The fact that you got through the last one alive is not somehow sufficiently reassuring now. — Jean Kerr

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan ... how big is your baby? — Chelsea Handler

Sometimes, Manny is taking a nap, and you woke up the baby. There's not a better retaliation, something like that. Manny's one of the best at that. — Kevin Millar

A torn rotator cuff is a cancer for a pitcher and if a pitcher gets a badly torn one, he has to face the facts, it's all over baby. — Don Drysdale