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Do you know why most survivors of the Holocaust are vegan? It's because they know what it's like to be treated like an animal.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Abandoned babies are unfortunate unwanted results of a once urgent desire to have an orgasm
— David Cross
If Rose's streak was still intact, with that single to left, the fans would be throwing babies out of the upper deck.
— Jerry Coleman
If you two had babies would they be like uber-von Strassenbergs? Would they be like eight feet tall?
— Gwenn Wright
Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.
— Margaret Mitchell
Babies used to make me nervous, but these squirmy things are awesome once you've read the manual.
— David Z. Hirsch
The young man is also an idealist. He has yet to find out that what's in the public interest is not what the public is interested in.
— Terry Pratchett
Babies are like poems. They're beautiful to their creator, but to other people, they're silly and they're irritating.
— Doug Stanhope
She gave me money to buy condoms, and instead I bought a book of baby names. That's life. That's love. That's fiscally irresponsible.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I'm very English. I'm white. I mean, I'm so pale. With spray tans they start peeling and start getting really dirty looking.
— Sam Claflin
If you dedicate yourself to something, you can achieve it. It's simple, but it's true, and your age is just an excuse.
— Herschel Walker
Kissing babies and hugging fat girls.
— Dave Bautista