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We all flinched as Ray flipped the breaker back on, but my laboratory again failed to erupt in flames. It must be a mad scientist record.
— Richard Roberts
Funny that. We live in islands of Hours and we never seem to have time enough for anything ...
— Clive Barker
I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous.
— Christopher Buckley
Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle.
— Hilary Mantel
One does not simply ring Roland.Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews
Heck by the time a man scratches his behind, clears his throat, and tells me how smart he is, we've already wasted fifteen minutes.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
— Murray Walker
The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.
— M.F. Moonzajer
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?""What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry
I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile.
— Adam Sandler
Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds.
— Dave Barry
I'm waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.
— Jodie B. Cooper
The first time someone asked me if I was pregnant, I was eating friend cheese at the Summit County Fair
— Olive B. Persimmon
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
Funny how when I was in this room, I breathed easier. When I saw her, the muscles in my shoulders loosened. I could just ... be myself.
— Jenny B. Jones
It sometimes takes days, even weeks, before a dog's nerves tire. In the case of terriers it can run into months.
— E.B. White
Faith is Hope on a treadmill. Love is the reason we stay on.
— Solange Nicole
That Asian guy is really good at kicking. Shocking. Someone is pressing 'A' really fast somewhere.
— Daniel Tosh
(If plan KTB kill the bastard) didn't work, well, gray would resort to Plan B: Operation Oh Sh**
— Gena Showalter
Death is complicated."-Johann Kraus — John Arcudi
Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.
— J. B. Smoove
I think it is funny that we were freer about sexuality in the 4th century B.C. It is a little disconcerting.
— Angelina Jolie
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts.
— E.B. White
With a sketch show, it's "a bunch of people and they're being funny." In a way that you can't really explain it.
— B. J. Porter
Start at B. Yes. No. Yes. No.
— Eugene Ormandy
Katie purred in pleasure as she licked the beating vein in Jared's neck.
— Jodie B. Cooper
Funny, I don't feel any more powerful today than yesterday.
— Jerry B. Jenkins
I look at things logically. The humor I do is to go from A to B to C to D, and F is the funny.
— Ron Shock
Oh don't be such a fuss pot," said the fairy, "or I'll call you Fussy Pants, instead of Silly Pants!
— Julie B. Campbell
In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.
— B. Justin Shier
Funny thing, how much weaker boys are than girls.
— Ari B. Goelman
Of course, Jules was not a wolf. She was an elephant. But Jules was a very young toy and she had never been to school to learn the difference.
— Julie B. Campbell
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
How much detention did you get?Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins
Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind.
— Lois Greiman
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
As humans we speak one language ...
— Avril Lavigne
You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery.
— Holly Black
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.""Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
— Jerry Seinfeld
The ballgame is over ... in this inning.
— Jerry Coleman
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy.
— Eric Drooker
Text messages are dying a funny kind of death.
— Anonymous
In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music.
— Orson Scott Card
I got my start in silent radio.
— Bob Monkhouse
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
— Robin Williams
If I was a mechanic and someone called me and said their car would not start, I would say, "Hey - maybe a killer is after you!"
— Mitch Hedberg
It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless.
— Caprice Bourret
You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings
I want to make a vending machine that sells vending machines. It'd have to be real big.
— Mitch Hedberg
Was that suit made to order? Where were you at the time?
— Henny Youngman
I think a lot of stuff I find funny is from day dreaming.
— Demetri Martin
