Awkward Humor Quotes
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Awkward Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I do . . . love you. If you needed me to say it before you should have told me so. I know what it means.
— Amber L. Johnson
If I was really, really lucky, Felix might throw a fireball at me, and I'd get out of the rest of this freakshow.
— Sarah Monette
That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered.
— J.R.R. Tolkien
I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore.
— Nenia Campbell
I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
I think life's an irrational obsession.
— Sean Penn
Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater.
— Rick Riordan
If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.
— Chelsea Handler
You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out.
— Janet Evanovich
There was an awkward silenceUntil I throw a rock at it — Cat Patrick
Humor will relieve an awkward moment.
— Loretta Chase
What one fool can understand, another can.
— Richard P. Feynman
Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real."Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George
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[Samuel Prescott was] returning from a lady friend's house at the awkward hour of 1 a.m.
— John M. Murrin
How long that part of the cycle had lasted he did not now know; nothing had happened, generally, so it had been measureless.
— Philip K. Dick
Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.
— David C. Holley
So little, once it has changed, changes back.
— Truman Capote
I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.
— George W. Bush
Great drama is all about conflict, and what's a better conflict than Republican-Democrat?
— Allison Janney
That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.
— Kasey Collin P. Dumdum
Are we witnessing a mating?""Mm-hmm."
Brilliant.
This is awkward.
Could be worse.
How so?
They could be having sex. — Fawn Routson
Everybody is different. Everybody has different styles. Just do it the best way you know how.
— Vince Carter
Actuality is a running impoverishment of possibility.
— John Updike
Levi was a black-and-white photograph in the dark. All pale skin, gray eyes, streaky hair ...
— Rainbow Rowell
I hated puberty. It had been that horrible stage from child hood, to pre teen, and my stage from ugly, to ugly with menstrual cramps.
— Melissa Grijalva
If you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy.
— Franklin D. Roosevelt