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Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward. — K.D. Sarge

I do . . . love you. If you needed me to say it before you should have told me so. I know what it means. — Amber L. Johnson

If I was really, really lucky, Felix might throw a fireball at me, and I'd get out of the rest of this freakshow. — Sarah Monette

That was the most awkward Wednesday he ever remembered. — J.R.R. Tolkien

I had a fucking standing ovation going on in my goddamn pants, and it was demanding an encore. — Nenia Campbell

I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

I think life's an irrational obsession. — Sean Penn

Your uncle," Poseidon sighed, "has always had a flair for dramatic exits. I think he would've done well as the god of theater. — Rick Riordan

If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism. — Chelsea Handler

You can get through very serious and sometimes horrible and sometimes embarrassing and very awkward situations with humor. It gives us a way out. — Janet Evanovich

There was an awkward silence
Until I throw a rock at it — Cat Patrick

Humor will relieve an awkward moment. — Loretta Chase

What one fool can understand, another can. — Richard P. Feynman

Are you real?" Stupid. Of course he's real.
"Yes, Julie. I'm not the mystical man from your dreams. — Caroline George

[Samuel Prescott was] returning from a lady friend's house at the awkward hour of 1 a.m. — John M. Murrin

How long that part of the cycle had lasted he did not now know; nothing had happened, generally, so it had been measureless. — Philip K. Dick

Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off. — David C. Holley

So little, once it has changed, changes back. — Truman Capote

I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race. — George W. Bush

Great drama is all about conflict, and what's a better conflict than Republican-Democrat? — Allison Janney

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs. — Kasey Collin P. Dumdum

Are we witnessing a mating?"
"Mm-hmm."
Brilliant.
This is awkward.
Could be worse.
How so?
They could be having sex. — Fawn Routson

Everybody is different. Everybody has different styles. Just do it the best way you know how. — Vince Carter

Actuality is a running impoverishment of possibility. — John Updike

Levi was a black-and-white photograph in the dark. All pale skin, gray eyes, streaky hair ... — Rainbow Rowell

I hated puberty. It had been that horrible stage from child hood, to pre teen, and my stage from ugly, to ugly with menstrual cramps. — Melissa Grijalva

If you have spent two years in bed trying to wiggle your big toe, everything else seems easy. — Franklin D. Roosevelt