Atheist Humor Quotes
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Atheist Humor Quotes & Sayings
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I cannot believe in a God who has neither humor nor common sense.
— W. Somerset Maugham
There is nothing like being told to go fuck yourself by the same person who was, only days before, praying on your behalf.
— Henry Rollins
I think we learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion.
— Andrea Thompson
It's not the man who pushes himself the hardest ... it's the man who pushes himself the hardest after it gets painful.
— Michael Chandler
A Christian telling an atheist they're going to hell is as scary as a child telling an adult they're not getting any presents from Santa.
— Ricky Gervais
I'm a born-again atheist.
— Gore Vidal
I'm an atheist and I thank God for it.
— George Bernard Shaw
That's what I hate about a lot of comedies, when you're hitting a line or making it funny.
— Jennifer Aniston
Those who say that I am being punished are saying that god can't think of anything more vengeful than cancer for a heavy smoker.
— Christopher Hitchens
Stonehenge was built possibly by the Minoans. It presents one of man's first attempts to order his view of the outside world.
— Stephen Gardiner
You need that same creative force that exists in a building like Disney [Walt Disney Concert Hall] to actually tackle that most prosaic of problems.
— William McDonough
You've lost faith in yourself? Isn't that rich? A god who's become a self-atheist!
— Orson Scott Card
As beautiful as this world is, it's just as dangerous. People who are not useful, people who make mistakes, they can be removed. You can be removed.
— Victoria Aveyard
Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls?
— Stephen Colbert
Your Excellency, I have no need of this hypothesis.
— Pierre Laplace
To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition. — Woody Allen
If I convert it's because it's better that a believer dies than that an atheist does.
— Christopher Hitchens
